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Old 05-30-2018, 12:03 PM  
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2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading
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Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!



The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.


Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.


This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.


SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.


Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.


TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.


BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.


JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.


Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.


This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:


LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.



Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.



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Old 06-05-2018, 08:09 PM   #106
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where's yours
maybe ill write my own tomorrow, but no one needs to hear all that shit again
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:11 PM   #107
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maybe ill write my own tomorrow, but no one needs to hear all that shit again
Agreed. A Clay original would seem nice.
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:17 PM   #108
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Can someone copy and paste a link to this thread to DC for loon?
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:25 PM   #109
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Can someone copy and paste a link to this thread to DC for loon?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/searc...archid=1312550

Something better, a link to all 14,000 of his dumbass posts.
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Old 06-05-2018, 09:05 PM   #110
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Agreed. A Clay original would seem nice.
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Old 06-05-2018, 09:11 PM   #111
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Old 06-05-2018, 09:21 PM   #112
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Old 06-05-2018, 09:23 PM   #113
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Quite impressive, Lemon Pie

I do wonder how high Cooper Barrett would have gone...
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Old 06-06-2018, 05:42 PM   #114
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I spent a good 15 minutes on that monologue and I need a lot more attention and praise boys.
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Old 06-06-2018, 05:48 PM   #115
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Well, you should've ran the whole goddamn thing from the start then. PGM really ****ed this thing up.
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:02 PM   #116
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:05 PM   #117
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Well, you should've ran the whole goddamn thing from the start then. PGM really ****ed this thing up.
Hard Pass

Rain Man should have ran this
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:20 PM   #118
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Rain Man should have ran this
I mean, if you REALLY wanted the burst you'd get hootie to run it.
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:27 PM   #119
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Hard Pass

Rain Man should have ran this
Youre such a ****

Only a ****ing beta bottom twink would complain as much as you

You really shouldve won this whole thing

Oh well maybe next year, when mahomes tears your heart out and you have to throw all your alex smith rexskins gear in the shitter
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:40 PM   #120
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Well, you should've ran the whole goddamn thing from the start then. PGM really ****ed this thing up.
Now what are you crying about?
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