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I'll be back.
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 08:23 PM | #1171 |
Ain't no relax!
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Dammit Tommy.........
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1172 |
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1173 |
My Mamma Says
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1174 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Despite the announcers putting Herbert in the Hall of Fame, the coaching staff is taking the ball out of his hands.
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1175 |
How tall is this thing?
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Someone seriously needs to un**** Dave Toub. His unit is pure sewage right now.
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1176 |
Veteran
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the bad defense is back
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1177 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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I hate listening to them fellate Herbert and his "first two seasons" and fail to mention Mahomes' "first season" was 1 game.
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12-16-2021, 08:24 PM | #1178 |
Praise Him
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1179 |
Going home eventually
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Missing our big names.
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1180 |
**** Off Pedro Protectors
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DL sucks without Jones.
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1181 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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stop that ****ing run
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1182 |
MVP
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Defense can't be counted on to win this one. Offense has to play ball.
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1183 |
Why so serious?
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We're back to the early season defense. I get it.
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1184 |
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Good shit Hitch and Bolton
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12-16-2021, 08:25 PM | #1185 |
Certified Swiftie
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