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Old 04-26-2017, 11:29 PM  
Dante84 Dante84 is offline
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****2017 NFL Draft Thread**** (NO Spoilers)

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:38 PM   #1096
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:38 PM   #1097
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"All you kids who find yourself in trouble with the law, it doesn't matter. You just got to find yourself a good lawyer."

-Bronco draft pick on stage with Deion.
Did he say that? I was on the phone...
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1098
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The Broncos' pick referenced that you can do well even if you're in trouble with the law. I guess he's already met Von Miller.

Good god. How many criminals do they have?
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1099
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did he really say that?
Oh yeah.


I cringed.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1100
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Denver drafted a stupid ass.

Might be the dumbest sounding white guy I've heard in a long time.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1101
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Oh yeah.


I cringed.
I thought I heard him say something about the good lord.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1102
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Oh yeah.


I cringed.
Wow... Yikes
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:39 PM   #1103
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Wow. Donks lineman is whako.
Wow. I think you're right. He was a truant juvenile delinquent who joined a cult and is now a 25 year-old rookie. We may be looking at a Jim Jones scenario at some point.

http://www.redskins.com/news/article...9-1170bd90131a
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:40 PM   #1104
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Oh yeah.


I cringed.
that's uh...unsettling

seems about right for the donks though
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:41 PM   #1105
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I think he is kind of reeruned. Now I feel bad about making fun of him.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:42 PM   #1106
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Did he say that? I was on the phone...
I'm pretty sure that he said "you have to find yourself right with the good lord" or something along those lines.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:42 PM   #1107
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I think the Donks' pick needs to find a new method of motivating himself b/c I hear his present way is forbidden by the NFL fashion police.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:42 PM   #1108
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I think he is kind of reeruned. Now I feel bad about making fun of him.
He plays for Denver.


Anything goes.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:43 PM   #1109
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Donks got their man.
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Old 04-27-2017, 08:43 PM   #1110
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