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#2 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2006
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How many dildos can you fit in your ass at once
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Posts: 22,239
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#3 | |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions. You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom. When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more. Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option. What's your strategy? |
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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Posts: 13,259
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#5 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Posts: 92,233
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#6 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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who's your favorite Chuef?
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Posts: 71,691
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#7 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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Do I have to pay a certain amount of money for every question I ask?
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Posts: 13,259
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#8 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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It;s 2:41 AM Are you ****ing awake!
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Posts: 40,475
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#9 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Posts: 53,803
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#10 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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Posts: 54,993
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#11 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Posts: 53,803
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#12 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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Posts: 54,993
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#13 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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If you had sexual intercourse with George Strait, would it make you less gay because his last name is “Strait?”
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Posts: 13,259
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#14 |
I'm the MFCEO
Join Date: May 2011
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Are still in Houston working at Lowes?
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Posts: 2,284
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#15 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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EDave I am gay
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Posts: 75,622
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