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#91 |
Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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#92 |
Most Valuable Poster
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Ah, masturbating.
I love working overtime. Getting paid to spank. |
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#93 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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open mesh task chair
liquid paper lubricates love in afternoon |
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#94 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Came to work to check the clock,
Suprised to see you tug your cock Tug and Pull and all the rest What Fug?! You're At MY DESK? Drop your Prick and step away The Porn you picked, Midget Gay? Don't slow down, going faster When it comes to Baiting, You're the Master |
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#95 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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A monitor and door is all you need
To spill the junk we use to breed. |
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#96 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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Hickory dickory dock
Stop whacking off at my desk! |
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#97 | |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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#98 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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#99 |
best in the biz
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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It is very nice of you to not mention he was at the planet looking at a pic of phob....
was it bookmarked bighead? |
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#100 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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Fire Me Boys office
His underwear is not here Guess I'll surf the net |
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#101 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Reading thru the thread
The Chicken Choking Haiiku Spit Coke out my nose! |
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#102 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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This isn't slipping past the day crew on my watch.
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#103 |
Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Yeah, I was going to bump it tomorrow.
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#104 |
Thread-Stopper Extrodinaire
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
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Heh. Great story. Here's what I'd do:
If you work at a big company with "big brother" type security, then I think you have to rat the guy out. Otherwise, you stand to lose your job for looking at porn (which you didn't do). If you "are the tech guy," as you say, and you no that no one else is checking your computer's history, I'd probably just tormet the guy over the next few months with tons of pun and maturbatory euphamisims. Of course, I'd wipe down the stuff on your desk. but honestly, being overly concerned about heath in this situation is silly. Sperm and most diseases can't live outside of the body for long at all, and are usually easily killed with basic cleaning supplies like Windex. Just wipe shit down, and you'll be fine. Finally, next time you are stroking it on company time (we all do it, right?), I'd walk over to his cube, cum in his lap, and leave without saying a word. |
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#105 |
Time Keeps On Slipping
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
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Sperm dies instantly if the temperature isn't right. Still gross as fuck. Piss is sterile, but you don't drink it (well most of us don't).
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