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Scott Pioli
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Copacobana
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Normally the guy who brags about getting chicks all the time is normally the same one who is watching Beaches with his "virgin" roomate on a Saturday night.
Guys who get some don't generally broadcast it. |
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Lawyers: $20,000+ Child Support: $1,000 a month until the child graduates college Alimony: $1,000 a month until the bitch dies or remarries. Figure it out and send me 1% for the next 20 years. I'm providing a valuable service here. |
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#94 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Ad critic account here?
I got some of them mudflaps, you know....the ones with the neked ladies on em?ooooooh mamasita.....
NYA HYA HYA HYA HYA! |
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a haw haw haw
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MIZZOU
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Just trying to make sure you get your due. |
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#96 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Kansas City
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I am sensing some pent-up hostility in this thread. First, it's good to admit it(denial is not just a river in Egypt)!
Step 2- in order to heal our inner child, we must learn to 'own' our anger. Then, we really should consider some 12-step anger management. Just try not to go into a shame spiral- and always remember, only YOU can take care of you. ![]() Last edited by ZepSinger; 04-30-2004 at 11:18 AM.. |
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Shoot the tube
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Kind of like this Fishing guy |
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#99 |
Champions
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Des Moines, IA
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This thread is comedy gold. I'll just throw out a few of these:
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Hi, I'm Llama
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Colts Hell
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How dare you put these activities in the category of 'bad things' They happen to be the highlight of my life, and are the very things that make my life GREAT! |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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#103 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Baghdad
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This thread has some good laughs in it...........
I don't remember whose sig it was but it went like this...... Anything stated on the Planet can come back to haunt you......... ![]() |
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#104 |
Blame it on the Henne
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Donk-town
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Without reading this entire thread...may I suggest that you turn gay? That would eliminate you from having to deal with the bitches. After seeing the pictures of you and your Gucci sunglasses twin, I would say you two are only a couple of cocktails away from it anyways.
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#105 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I used to have a sig that said something like "you have the right to remain silent, anything you post on the planet can and will be used against you at another time"...
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