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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.
But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name. http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes. Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us Last edited by teedubya; 06-27-2009 at 09:22 PM.. |
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06-27-2009, 04:30 PM | #91 |
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06-27-2009, 04:30 PM | #92 |
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My other comments --
Boba Fett: Look at that ****ing face! I just want to freeze it in carbonite and hang it up on the lounge wall on Slave 1. Skip Towne: I'd install satellite television for you any day of the week. Jessica: What's with all these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank? |
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06-27-2009, 04:30 PM | #93 |
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06-27-2009, 04:32 PM | #94 |
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06-27-2009, 04:35 PM | #95 |
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Crap! GrannieGolfer had some more in store to share.
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06-27-2009, 04:36 PM | #96 |
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So, Reaper... if YOU were the "Jessica" I wonder why it got taken down so quickly?
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06-27-2009, 04:37 PM | #97 |
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06-27-2009, 04:37 PM | #98 |
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A dream just died.
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06-27-2009, 04:39 PM | #99 |
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dammit...
here I am, away from the pc and that bitch locks the page before I could post as hootie. it was going to be classic... Posted via Mobile Device |
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06-27-2009, 04:39 PM | #100 |
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Purely coincidence, I'd think. Because I have zero reason to lie about me authoring the Jessica comment. I put that up there purely to see if someone would post it back here on CP like "there on to us!"
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06-27-2009, 04:39 PM | #101 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Ari spied
Clay's dream died |
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06-27-2009, 04:39 PM | #102 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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06-27-2009, 04:40 PM | #103 |
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Im all for self confidence but damn clay, you are a fluffer.
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06-27-2009, 04:40 PM | #104 |
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Posted by: Twinkles McCoy
A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the **** in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the **** out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father. He truly is BORN TO ROAM. |
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06-27-2009, 04:41 PM | #105 |
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who screencapped this?
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