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**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

Hammock Parties · 01-29-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

In retrospect, you should've suspected something when they started putting out celery and pineapple snacks for the customers.

Nice memory for my Peter North thread.

88TG88 · 01-30-2009, 02:27 AM

DON'T MISS YOUR APPOINTMENT !!!!!!!

Crush · 01-30-2009, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88

DON'T MISS YOUR APPOINTMENT !!!!!!!

**Iowanian** · 01-30-2009, 07:53 AM

I guess Chi should have waited until she was done to read her my pooem.

Demonpenz · 01-30-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Nice memory for my Peter North thread.

i think he knew that without that thread. Market researching get dizzown like that.

HOLLA AT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC

**Rain Man** · 01-30-2009, 09:44 AM

Yep, this is the big day. Let us know how it goes, or at least point us to the Penthouse Letter where you describe it.

**Rain Man** · 01-30-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i think he knew that without that thread. Market researching get dizzown like that.

HOLLA AT YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC

We are indeed a diversified research firm.

**Baby Lee** · 01-30-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

We are indeed a diversified research firm.

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All right, item one, the jizz account?

Coogs · 01-30-2009, 09:54 AM

Damn Chitown!

Wasn't it you that looked out your window a year or two ago and witnessed a similar scene taking place in someones BMW?

Some guys have all the luck.

**dirk digler** · 01-30-2009, 09:58 AM

Wow great story I can't wait to hear what happens today. I have a feeling she may call in sick

**Rain Man** · 01-30-2009, 10:00 AM

Chitown should take in some raunchy magazine showing the act, and then pretend to start reading it when she starts his haircut.

Kerberos · 01-30-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Wow great story I can't wait to hear what happens today. I have a feeling she may call in sick

You've obviously never owned your own business?

Maybe some owners can call in sick but I couldn't do that when I owned my own business.

ChiTown ......If you strike up a conversation ask her if she's ever seen the movie "BlackCock Down".

Frazod · 01-30-2009, 10:07 AM

OMG how did I miss this?

Dude, you absolutely HAVE to keep your appointment, if for no other reason than to let us know her reaction.

Although I'd make sure there are other people in the salon in case she wants to go Sweeney Todd on your ass.

Mr. Kansasski · 01-30-2009, 11:22 AM

Just checking in on update to this unfolding story......

Frazod · 01-30-2009, 12:54 PM

You know, the more I think about this, the more I'm pretty convinced that if I was ChiTown, I would not let this woman get behind me while she had a sharp object in her hand.

01-26-2009, 01:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! ChiTown's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-30-2009, 02:27 AM	#92
88TG88 don't tell me about collage 88TG88's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles	DON'T MISS YOUR APPOINTMENT !!!!!!!
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01-30-2009, 09:44 AM	#96
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	Yep, this is the big day. Let us know how it goes, or at least point us to the Penthouse Letter where you describe it.
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01-30-2009, 09:54 AM	#99
Coogs In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Northern Kansas	Damn Chitown! Wasn't it you that looked out your window a year or two ago and witnessed a similar scene taking place in someones BMW? Some guys have all the luck.
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01-30-2009, 09:58 AM	#100
dirk digler Please squeeze dirk digler's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO	Wow great story I can't wait to hear what happens today. I have a feeling she may call in sick
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01-30-2009, 10:00 AM	#101
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	Chitown should take in some raunchy magazine showing the act, and then pretend to start reading it when she starts his haircut.
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01-30-2009, 10:07 AM	#103
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Frazod's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000	OMG how did I miss this? Dude, you absolutely HAVE to keep your appointment, if for no other reason than to let us know her reaction. Although I'd make sure there are other people in the salon in case she wants to go Sweeney Todd on your ass.
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01-30-2009, 11:22 AM	#104
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01-30-2009, 12:54 PM	#105
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Frazod's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000	You know, the more I think about this, the more I'm pretty convinced that if I was ChiTown, I would not let this woman get behind me while she had a sharp object in her hand.
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