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#931 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Posts: 44,693
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#932 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Tonight I was out smoking cigars and having drinks at a cool local restaurant/bar near me with a childhood friend and his buddies. A super hot women showed up around 2 hours after I arrived and was sitting by herself having a few drinks and eating some wings. She had great cleavage and beautiful jewelry on. She looked Spanish
All 6 guys in our group took notice of her and commented how hot she was. When I paid my final tab, I took a napkin and drew a picture of a chili pepper and wrote "You are much hotter than this pepper", folded it in half and had the waitress give it to her. She read it and had a giant smile on her face. About 15 minutes later as I was leaving I went over to tell her my name and she gave me her business card to call her. She is Persian and tonight I will be fapping in preparation of asking her out on a date. ![]() |
Posts: 51,042
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#933 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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Snapchat me that pussy.
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Posts: 54,361
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#934 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Scho gonna viagra that ho
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Posts: 69,291
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#935 |
Starter
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Arkansas
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Did any of you married folks ever see yourself not getting married?
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Posts: 830
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#936 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I've had 3 different girls tell me they love me in the past 12 months.
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Posts: 44,693
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#937 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Posts: 4,756
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#938 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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You jealy, smelly?
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Posts: 44,693
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#939 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Smelly you got a stable brah?
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Posts: 69,291
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#940 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2015
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Posts: 4,756
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#941 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Posts: 43,008
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#942 |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
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Having an ex-husband drive by your house 4-5 times a week when you're not even the one who's currently hitting it.
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Posts: 8,390
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#943 | |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
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When I was a teen my dad used to say, "Tell 'em all you love 'em". Did him proud. ![]() |
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Posts: 8,390
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#944 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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![]() How are things going for everyone in here? I'm about to move in with my girl. First time ever living with a significant other. Wish me luck. |
Posts: 44,693
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#945 |
Starter
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Grandma's House
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I went out on a 2nd date with a girl last week. While getting a pre-dinner drink I made some comment about going to see my place (it was nearby) and was shocked at how quickly she said ok. Skipped dinner, got her into bed instead. I hadn't even kissed her before so I was rather surprised at her kissing technique, which apparently she went to the school of "try to eat his face". I actually stopped sex because it was so off-putting.
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Posts: 283
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