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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM..
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:17 PM   #916
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How does one pronounce patteeu any way?

pat TEE ooo


is my best guess. What does patteeu mean?
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pah-TOE
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That's my pick.

I always went with pa-tieux. But I know the origin and I think it really should be pat-tuh-yoo.
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:17 PM   #917
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im.taking my pants off
No pics please
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:18 PM   #918
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c3
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:18 PM   #919
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that should have been Nc3
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:19 PM   #920
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is online now
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i had a strong player tell me if c5 was good for black after e4 then c4 should be good with an extra move

I actually respect that move alot
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:23 PM   #921
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is online now
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I ****ed that up

you played c4
, I played e5

you played e4

my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:24 PM   #922
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I hope you forgive me
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:25 PM   #923
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I ****ed that up

you played c4
, I played e5

you played e4

my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France
lol I read it at d6. So what is your 2nd move?
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:30 PM   #924
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lol I read it at d6. So what is your 2nd move?
I'll play d6 because you read my mind
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:30 PM   #925
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:31 PM   #926
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:35 PM   #927
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You guys need a shot clock or whatever it's called in chess.
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:36 PM   #928
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Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:37 PM   #929
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I play nf6 but honestly not after two thoughts

one: I forgot or didn't know you played and now I have a huge boner

two : of course you play the English because honestly its intimidating
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Old 04-30-2021, 11:37 PM   #930
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Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.
I'm not that good either man we should study together.
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