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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#916 | |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I always went with pa-tieux. But I know the origin and I think it really should be pat-tuh-yoo. |
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#917 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#918 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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c3
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#919 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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that should have been Nc3
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#920 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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i had a strong player tell me if c5 was good for black after e4 then c4 should be good with an extra move
I actually respect that move alot |
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#921 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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I ****ed that up
you played c4 , I played e5 you played e4 my e6 was illegal because I was making a dumb joke about France |
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#922 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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I hope you forgive me
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#923 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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#924 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#925 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Nc3
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#926 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#927 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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You guys need a shot clock or whatever it's called in chess.
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#928 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Chess clock. I have been playing a lot of 5 min chess on chess.com. God, I suck.
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#929 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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#930 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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