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Old 05-30-2018, 12:03 PM  
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is offline
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2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading

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Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!



The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.


Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.


This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.


SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.


Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.


TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.


BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.


JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.


Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.


This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:


LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.



Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.



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Old 06-04-2018, 08:43 PM   #76
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is offline
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Congrats , Longiguanadong.

Also congrats to the other vote getters

Im writing a speech up now. Will deliver tomorrow about noon, unless i finish 2 night
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Old 06-04-2018, 08:48 PM   #77
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plz to be PMing script over
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Old 06-05-2018, 12:54 PM   #78
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award speech posted in OP


memorial avatar on the way
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Old 06-05-2018, 01:03 PM   #79
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award speech posted in OP


memorial avatar on the way
Awe inspiring. The typos and lack of punctuation only add to the lore of idiocy
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Old 06-05-2018, 01:05 PM   #80
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Good lord... Sweets couldn't even do this right?!? He got the silver medal at the Special Olympics that was pretty much jerry rigged for him to win. What a completely useless buffoon. **** off and die.
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Old 06-05-2018, 01:22 PM   #81
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it sucks they'd voted for a CP'er who won't even make an appearance in this thread.
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Old 06-05-2018, 01:41 PM   #82
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it sucks they'd voted for a CP'er who won't even make an appearance in this thread.
Be thankful.

In an era where many awards shows dont get it right........this one was knocked out of the park by the voters.

Well done CP.
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Old 06-05-2018, 01:43 PM   #83
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Be thankful.

In an era where many awards shows dont get it right........this one was knocked out of the park by the voters.

Well done CP.
All the more reason to have him here. I want a God damned victory speech. One with shout outs (**** yous) and I couldn't be here withouts..
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Old 06-05-2018, 02:25 PM   #84
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is offline
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Awe inspiring. The typos and lack of punctuation only add to the lore of idiocy

ahahahhahahaha


ill try and fix


i wanted to deliver on time
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Old 06-05-2018, 02:28 PM   #85
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is offline
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All the more reason to have him here. I want a God damned victory speech. One with shout outs (**** yous) and I couldn't be here withouts..

yess


this x 1000000000012038139481


we need speeches by all
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Old 06-05-2018, 02:32 PM   #86
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ahahahhahahaha


ill try and fix


i wanted to deliver on time
It's perfect the way it is
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Old 06-05-2018, 02:48 PM   #87
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Good lord... Sweets couldn't even do this right?!? He got the silver medal at the Special Olympics that was pretty much jerry rigged for him to win. What a completely useless buffoon. **** off and die.
Hey pawn sucked him off real good though
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Old 06-05-2018, 03:44 PM   #88
Ming the Merciless Ming the Merciless is offline
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Hey pawn sucked him off real good though

congrats on getting a lot of votes you god damn imbecile


youre a strong favorite for next year so keep your chin up
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Old 06-05-2018, 03:52 PM   #89
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is online now
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**** it, im not reading all that shit
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Old 06-05-2018, 04:25 PM   #90
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congrats on getting a lot of votes you god damn imbecile


youre a strong favorite for next year so keep your chin up
Save your tears bitch, you'll need them to wash the cum stains out of your dress
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