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11-12-2004, 11:05 PM | #76 | |
Will KC ever be better?
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They want equality until it's time to take the trash out. You heard about Rush Limbaugh in an elevator and Hilary Clinton got on didn't you? She hit the stop button, turned to Rush, started taking her clothes off and told him she wanted him to make her a real woman. So, he takes off all his clothes, bends over, picks both his and her clothes up, hands them to her and says "Here, Fold These." |
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11-12-2004, 11:09 PM | #77 | |
Flop = Man of Steel!!
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i hadn't heard that, it's hilarious!! |
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11-12-2004, 11:14 PM | #78 | |
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11-13-2004, 12:07 AM | #79 | |
Feeling Victorian
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11-13-2004, 12:11 AM | #80 | |
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"It's generally 8 hours of boredom, but now and then you have a few minutes of sheer terror... and that's when you have to remember how to do your job.." |
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11-13-2004, 12:28 AM | #81 | |
Feeling Victorian
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11-13-2004, 12:37 AM | #82 | |
Will KC ever be better?
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Nah, it ain't weird. We'd expect you to have a cop or two as friends for as much time as you have spent with them. |
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11-13-2004, 12:40 AM | #83 | |
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Actually, I have... but only because I've had cops in the family since I was a kid. |
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11-13-2004, 01:22 AM | #84 | |
Feeling Victorian
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11-13-2004, 07:30 AM | #85 | |
Voodoo Chile
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11-13-2004, 08:21 AM | #86 | |
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11-13-2004, 11:32 AM | #87 | |
Living the dream
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11-13-2004, 12:25 PM | #88 | |
so cute
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In short, I'm not really a uniform gal- I'm more of the saving people and puppies from burning buildings lover. |
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11-13-2004, 02:46 PM | #89 | |
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Used to wear a uniform: check Used to have a dalmation (dumbest dog ever): check Used to look fabulous with no shirt on: check being strong enough to carry you out of a building: check How much ransom do you think your family could afford, angel? |
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11-13-2004, 07:03 PM | #90 | |
so cute
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ransom? what does kidnapping have to do with anything? |
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