Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page I just walked in on a coworker...
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 6 of 10 « First 2345 6 78910
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-18-2005, 10:36 PM  
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
I just walked in on a coworker...
whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker.
Last edited by Fire Me Boy!; 02-19-2005 at 07:11 AM..
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:33 PM   #76
Baby Lee Baby Lee is offline
Supporter
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
Damn, glad that I have never been caught!!
To quote Paris Hilton, 'that's hot!'
Posts: 95,642
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:33 PM   #77
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
Damn, glad that I have never been caught!!
Too bad I didn't catch you...
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:35 PM   #78
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by stumppy

How do you expect a guy to do his job if you don't even provide him a proper desk to work at.

Man, it'd suck having to work with someone like you.
He does have his own desk, just no computer (his job doesn't even remotely require one. Besides, we've already established that I'm the bad guy here.
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:36 PM   #79
RedNFeisty RedNFeisty is offline
Smokin
 
RedNFeisty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Too bad I didn't catch you...
If I were to do that, I don't think I would get caught!
Posts: 8,393
RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:36 PM   #80
RedNFeisty RedNFeisty is offline
Smokin
 
RedNFeisty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee
To quote Paris Hilton, 'that's hot!'
It would make a better video then hers did!!
Posts: 8,393
RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:36 PM   #81
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
If I were to do that, I don't think I would get caught!
Don't say that, you'll mess up the fantasy.
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:37 PM   #82
Bowser Bowser is offline
sorta mod-ish
 
Bowser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
It would make a better video then hers did!!
Link?
Posts: 103,853
Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bowser is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:42 PM   #83
RedNFeisty RedNFeisty is offline
Smokin
 
RedNFeisty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
Sorry. Don't want to mess up your fantasy of a 300lb whale getting itself off!!
Posts: 8,393
RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:47 PM   #84
stumppy stumppy is offline
New and Improved
 
stumppy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
He does have his own desk, just no computer (his job doesn't even remotely require one. Besides, we've already established that I'm the bad guy here.
And you're bitching about him using yours!!
I've read all I need to to know who the real jack-off is here.
Posts: 21,988
stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:50 PM   #85
RedNFeisty RedNFeisty is offline
Smokin
 
RedNFeisty's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wichita
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser
Link?
The post production of Redheads from Hell is almost complete!
Posts: 8,393
RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RedNFeisty Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 01:52 PM   #86
Slayer Diablo Slayer Diablo is offline
Cross with me
 
Slayer Diablo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
This actually reminds me of something that happened at school...

One day a couple of girls got bored and started searching files on their computers...one of them found a folder of at least 50 porn files, and the other went to a folder of the same name and found the same files. They told a friend sitting next to me, she looked it up, and found it on her account...so everyone figured out that these files were on every computer and the "last opened" date was about 12:30 AM that morning. I didn't bother trying to find the folder myself, so I was looking at the list of files on the screen of the person next to me. The titles consisted of everything from "XXX Girls" to "Wild Teen Girls"...a couple others that were a little more shocking, but I can't remember them right now. Anyway, I was looking at her monitor and see this smudge at the top left of her screen. After it was pointed out to her, she jumps out of her chair and pretty much yells, "OH MY GOD! SOME PERVERT WAS DOING THAT IN MY CHAIR!!!" Since she was unable to tell the teacher that it was nothing, she told about everything that was found. Everyone had assumed that it was one of the janitors, but jumped to a different conclusion when someone from administration was fired and kicked out of their house about a month later.
Posts: 11,673
Slayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutSlayer Diablo is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 03:02 PM   #87
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Supporter
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
If you don't torture that guy, with at least one idea that comes from the day crew, every day for a month.......you're a puss.

1. I'd be using the cleaning equivilent of Napalm on everything within 3' of my desk.

I think you should go immediately to ToysRUs and buy one of those BopBags with a clown picture on it.......blow it up, and put it on his desk before he comes in Monday.

Immediately change his nametag to "spanky"

Some Monkey Spank haiku is also required.

Barn Door is open.
So, At work you punch the Clown
Cleanup on Isle 5
Posts: 62,282
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 03:08 PM   #88
Baby Lee Baby Lee is offline
Supporter
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Work is so boring
Fire Me Boy's computer calls
shut the door and spank.
Posts: 95,642
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 03:15 PM   #89
teedubya teedubya is offline
Most Valuable Poster
 
teedubya's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Im bored... what to do?
Ill whack it at this comp here...
Oh yeah!! wait, who's there?
Posts: 36,720
teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.teedubya is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 02-19-2005, 03:21 PM   #90
Iowanian Iowanian is offline
Supporter
 
Iowanian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Drop your peewee Taco
nasty crap spackled keyboard
cheeto bag, Yours.
Posts: 62,282
Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.Iowanian is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 6 of 10 « First 2345 6 78910

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:19 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.