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Frazod · 09-11-2005, 08:15 AM

OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there.

My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.

So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own fucking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now.

Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory.

That is all.

bdeg · 03-03-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I started reading this thread thinking "AGAIN???"

sigh.

I shouldn't smoke in the morning.

But that's when it works the best, am I right?

bringbackmarty · 03-03-2009, 11:02 AM

Hamas is right, 12 gauge is best for home defense. Saw it off, or use a modified choke, and you don't even have to aim really. plus the chik\chik sound of the pump loading the round is enough to turn any meth-head as white as his stuff.

bdeg · 03-03-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

Hamas is right, 12 gauge is best for home defense. Saw it off, or use a modified choke, and you don't even have to aim really. plus the chik\chik sound of the pump loading the round is enough to turn any meth-head as white as his stuff.

I'd buy a pistol grip mod before I sawed one in half. If you're just looking to lose a few inches for maneuverability at least.

bowener · 03-03-2009, 11:28 AM

GUN CONTROL!1!!!1!1

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What porn site were you on before being so rudely interrupted?

Frazod · 03-03-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bowener

GUN CONTROL!1!!!1!1

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What porn site were you on before being so rudely interrupted?

I was probably playing KOTOR.

Bill Lundberg · 03-03-2009, 11:48 AM

I know a guy who did this exact same thing and wasn't as lucky as you were. His stray bullet went through his kitchen wall and into the living room, then struck his wife in the head and killed her. Count your blessings, and thank your lucky stars no one was hurt.

Frazod · 03-03-2009, 11:50 AM

I had the gun deliberately pointed down and away from me or anybody else. At least I was that smart.

**MahiMike** · 03-03-2009, 11:54 AM

Yep, gun control would be great.

**SAUTO** · 03-03-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I did miss the smiley. And a .45 is a good choice, IMO. Knockdown rates are 100%, meaning even if some amphetamine-head happens to threaten you, he's still going down.

Cause if any of you have ever seen a meth head get hurt, its crazy. They can get their hand cut off, and they'll keep going. I'm not going to lie and say I've had first-hand experience, but I've seen enough videos, and heard enough stories from my paramedic aunt that I'm convinced.

FUNNY STORY, about 10 years ago my buddy got into it with a couple opf tweakers, so we're throwing down and one's dad shows up(another tweaker about 50 yrs old) he's in the back of a truck with a SWORD a ****ing sword

and this asshole proceeds to jump out of the truck fall flat on his face and shove that sword right through his hand, i start laughing my ass off until he stands up looks at me and pulls that ****ing thing out of his hand like his hand was a sheath, all the while smiling. so the laughter turns to serious REAL quick, i holler for someone to give me a bat and this guy throws me a curtain rod, WOW ends up this stupid **** throws the sword at me, i duck and proceed to beat the living shit out of this guy. he was pretty tough, old man strength and dope combined, crazy shit and totally true

Dayze · 03-03-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.

That is all.

You need a semi-auto with a de-cock feature.

Otter · 10-02-2009, 05:29 AM

Frazod, we all remember the outcome of this pre-game ritual and I'm afraid its time to lock and load and read the refrigerator its last rights. You're our only hope against the Giants on Sunday.

We shall erect a statue in your refrigerator's honour!

(one of my favourite all time posts)

**Dartgod** · 10-02-2009, 06:19 AM

This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics.

09-11-2005, 08:15 AM
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Frazod's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000	Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there. My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before. Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. Shit. So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own fucking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now. Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory. That is all. Last edited by Frazod; 09-11-2005 at 08:23 AM..
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03-03-2009, 11:02 AM	#77
bringbackmarty Gonna go back in time.... bringbackmarty's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City	Hamas is right, 12 gauge is best for home defense. Saw it off, or use a modified choke, and you don't even have to aim really. plus the chik\chik sound of the pump loading the round is enough to turn any meth-head as white as his stuff.
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03-03-2009, 11:28 AM	#79
bowener BAMF! bowener's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2007	GUN CONTROL!1!!!1!1 edit: What porn site were you on before being so rudely interrupted?
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03-03-2009, 11:48 AM	#81
Bill Lundberg American Bill Lundberg's Avatar Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Overland Park	I know a guy who did this exact same thing and wasn't as lucky as you were. His stray bullet went through his kitchen wall and into the living room, then struck his wife in the head and killed her. Count your blessings, and thank your lucky stars no one was hurt.
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03-03-2009, 11:50 AM	#82
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Frazod's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000	I had the gun deliberately pointed down and away from me or anybody else. At least I was that smart.
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03-03-2009, 11:54 AM	#83
MahiMike He's Mahomie! MahiMike's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL	Yep, gun control would be great.
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10-02-2009, 05:29 AM	#86
Otter Live free or die hard Otter's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO	Frazod, we all remember the outcome of this pre-game ritual and I'm afraid its time to lock and load and read the refrigerator its last rights. You're our only hope against the Giants on Sunday. We shall erect a statue in your refrigerator's honour! (one of my favourite all time posts)
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10-02-2009, 06:19 AM	#87
Dartgod Wasted away again... Dartgod's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville	This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics.
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