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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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We are a close knit family. I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid . Needless to say, it's not the same as my days ! ![]() |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix. ![]() I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league . |
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Fayetteville, AR
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There was a girl around here that we used to call "Put It To Me."
Absolutely freak-o slut that people called when they were really drunk, late at night, and needed a piece. She was actually pretty decent looking too, just a real headcase to deal with. Anyway, she'd let guys do her anally, but claimed she was "saving herself for her husband", so she didn't let anyone do her vaginally. We always suspected that the "saving herself for her husband" story was BS, and she was just a freak that liked it up the poop chute. |
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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I'm still old fashioned to the 50's,60's 70's and early 80's music and sexual ways as I grew up. These kids today are of a new era........ |
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tampa
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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As old fashion as I was, I was to damn shocked and embarrassed to ask for finer details, just catching a glimpse of the conversation playing cards one night. We do spend time with the kids and son in laws playing cards.... I guess you could say the kids are bringing me up to speed of the changing times. ![]() |
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America is great assholes~
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: In some people's mind~
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Son you are at a age where you and girls are going to be in a situations where your hormones start doing the thinking. I would prefer you waited untill you were older, however if you do have sex wear a rubber. There are STDs that last a life time now days, also if you knock up a girl you and her lifes will change forever and be much tougher. Plus her dad may try to kill you. The talk with my daughter went someting like this... Honey if you ever get knocked up I will kill the father, then looked at the ex-wife and said tell her the rest, and walked out of the room. |
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avatar down for remodel
Join Date: Jul 2001
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The pharmaceutical lobby is opposed to anal sex. Laxitaves are a billion dollar a year industry. Who's gonna buy a chemical solution when you can use a spoon
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Boom, Boom , Crash
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In my shed
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Had a wicked case of "roids once., After the surgery, I had to take a suppository twice a day for a week due to infection. Now were only talking about a tiny little pill the size of a cigarette butt,.... made me squirm, shake, and it was all the ex-wife and orderlies could do to keep me from bashing the doc's skull into powder with ANYTHING I could get my hands on. I can't even begin to imagine how something the size of say a really big carrot could feel good! ![]() I can’t believe Anton hasn’t made an appearance yet? ![]() |
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El Diablo
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Kinda double standard.... you know girl on girl is great and man on man is disgusting type.... There are a lot of people in this world like this... and by the way, my daughter of 7 months will never leave the house... she will not date until she's 25 (maybe 35)... Anybody else feel this way... I look at my life and see how bad I was at a young age that I dont want anyone to get close to my daughter... funny how being a dad changes your attidude... |
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#90 |
Starter
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: kansas city, mo.
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Everybody is gay!!!!!
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