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#76 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Posts: 39,261
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#77 |
Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
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My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.
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Posts: 11,432
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#78 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: floating in a tin can
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I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop. Regularly. |
Posts: 3,782
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#79 |
Escalades
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
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Posts: 1,841
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#80 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North
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Low flush toilets are the DEBIL!
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Posts: 25,285
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#81 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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Touching cotton.
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Posts: 27,731
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#82 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.
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Posts: 95,642
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#83 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Posts: 71,691
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#84 | |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: L.A.
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Quote:
How do you make a samosa with one hand??? It's not possible. |
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Posts: 27,341
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#85 |
This is the way
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
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Every weekday morning, I alternate oatmeal and yogurt with granola mixed in. I poop with a smile on my face.
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Posts: 11,800
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#86 |
TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
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I just went. It was pretty solid.
I'm not sure anyone other than my Mother when I was a child has inquired about my pooping efficiency. Thanks for caring, SR. |
Posts: 5,946
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#87 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I've been pooping at work a lot lately. There's something very satisfying about being paid to poop.
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Posts: 39,261
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#88 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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#89 |
The Collective Unconscious
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
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I was glad to find this thread today. I've had three days in a row of no wipers in the morning and after lunch. I feel like I've lost ten pounds. Go ME!!
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Posts: 10,425
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#90 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
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Let's ask the 16 year old Patriot's ball boy this question!
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Posts: 161,929
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