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12-27-2009, 10:46 AM | #8731 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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12-27-2009, 10:52 AM | #8732 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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I could barely understand what you were saying as you damn near woke me up (I had just gone to bed). By the end of the conversation I thought you had said "She invited me here, and she's here with another guy." That's why I said pick up another chick. When you weren't into that, that's when I suggested you beat it (leave, that is). If you had taken my advice (even though I didn't have the situation right), you could have saved yourself the horror.
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12-27-2009, 01:59 PM | #8733 |
mmm sweet lemonade
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Clay, what you need is a reliable wingman. Someone to talk strategy with, get input, help with icebreaker maybe even help with a quick getaway if needed. Everybody has at least one friend that is the smoothest mother****er around and can pull almost any ass he wants... or a chick friend that will introduce you to random stranger chicks she thinks are hot. Ice breaking is what seems to be your problem... for whatever reason; fear of rejection, former fattiness, you meet them on the net cause you have more experience with internet conversation. You need icebreakers. You are clever, so once the ice is broken, you should do ok... I had an Army buddy that was just like you. I would always go talk to girls for him or drag them over to him and put him on the spot. Eventually his confidence came up, and he was a true poonhound.
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12-27-2009, 02:04 PM | #8734 |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
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You think Clay has at least one friend who's the smoothest mother****er around and can pull all the ass he wants? Really?
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12-27-2009, 02:09 PM | #8735 |
Ultrabanned
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Location: Northland
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12-27-2009, 02:13 PM | #8736 |
Please squeeze
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clinton, MO
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Holy crap Clay that is a pretty funny story. You should start a blog about your dating experience.
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12-27-2009, 02:20 PM | #8737 |
mmm sweet lemonade
Join Date: Oct 2008
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That may be exaggerated... but how about a friend who can talk to a real live girl, in person without the cloaking device known as the internet.
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12-28-2009, 06:47 PM | #8738 | |
I'll be back.
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12-28-2009, 09:35 PM | #8739 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
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Some would call attention whoring a lack of confidence. Dude be happy. Your young, you are now in shape and your are at the prime of your sexual powers. relax let the women come to you. Believe me I'd be real happy to be be 29 again. You have the world by the tail feel your worth and you will stick out like a beacon in the night to a woman. They can smell desperation and wimpyness a mile away. Exert strong confident masculine energy and the women will find you.
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12-29-2009, 08:38 PM | #8740 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Oh, Jesus Christ. This is just sad. Especially since she's 200 miles away.
Hey, How are you? I’m ok. I’d like to get to know you better. Do you have any instant messengers like yahoo, or msn? My cerebral palsy may seem overwhelming, but I have a brilliant mind and a heart of gold. Well, I hope to hear from you soon… Love, Marie |
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12-29-2009, 08:46 PM | #8741 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
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201 thou pointers and no pussy yet .... Go Boy insert your penis .. Damn .....
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01-03-2010, 06:54 AM | #8742 | |
I'll be back.
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It's on.
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01-06-2010, 12:38 AM | #8743 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Hey, could you guys check out my dating profile for me? Give me some pointers? Suggestions?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/GokuMystic32 |
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01-06-2010, 12:47 AM | #8744 |
MVP
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01-06-2010, 12:50 AM | #8745 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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It's a stupid pay site. Cougars have disposable income or something...
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