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03-05-2020, 09:21 PM | #826 |
Gone
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03-05-2020, 09:22 PM | #827 |
Gone
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All I know is, where is Andy Reid? Is there a bunker we can put him in until next football season or until we can get a vaccine? He's 61, fat, and likes cheeseburgers. He's going to be a goner if he gets it.
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03-05-2020, 09:41 PM | #828 |
MVP
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03-05-2020, 10:04 PM | #829 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Heh, the flu is for pussies!
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03-05-2020, 11:04 PM | #830 |
In Search of a Life
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Location: L.A.
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80% of the people in my writing class are touching their face at any given time.
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03-05-2020, 11:07 PM | #831 | |
In Search of a Life
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03-05-2020, 11:40 PM | #832 |
EvOlVeD
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03-05-2020, 11:46 PM | #833 |
Sometimes it's black and white
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Location: California
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03-05-2020, 11:59 PM | #834 |
THE RED MENACE
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
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You must get it a lot then running from the local neighborhood poodle.
In all seriousness this thing has been so overblown it’s ridiculous. Just came back from bringing my kid to jiu-jitsu and judo. Everyone is joking about it. Log in here and it’s the zombie apocalypse just like at Costco. I will make a killing in the markets from this massive media overhype. I guess they are good for something. This is the Media’s new Y2K. Time for mandatory vaccinations to save us all from extinction . LMFAO |
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03-06-2020, 09:15 AM | #835 |
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Location: Hollidaysburg, PA
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News here reporting 2 possible cases in PA. Using the words "presumed" positive. Have them both on house quaratine.
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03-06-2020, 09:16 AM | #836 |
"Think BOOM!"
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03-06-2020, 09:19 AM | #837 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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Sorry Rain Man...
Man identified as first coronavirus case in Colorado The man who was visiting Summit County had known exposure through close contact with the new virus outside of Colorado, state health officials said in news release Thursday afternoon. Polis said the man — who was later identified as a resident of California by Summit County officials — had traveled to Italy in mid-February with someone who had tested positive for COVID-19. Summit County officials said in a news conference late Thursday night the man was not aware of his companion's positive status "until many days into his visit here in Summit County." |
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03-06-2020, 09:21 AM | #838 | |
Has a particular set of skills
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But, we have no idea how far and wide this has spread because the government cant get testing kits out to the public to confirm the coronavirus. Promised 1 million test kits by the end of the week. So far as of Friday morning, 75K. If you dont even know how far and wide it has spread, you have no chance to contain the virus. |
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03-06-2020, 09:58 AM | #839 |
The Seated Villain
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Seattle
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Presumed positive means that they have tested positive from a test administered by a local hospital or doctor, but have not been officially tested by the CDC yet. Pretty much guaranteed that they are positive.
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03-06-2020, 10:11 AM | #840 | |
THE RED MENACE
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On a good note the gym looks empty today. Awesome. God only knows what chance I have if making it out of there alive. |
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