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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

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Old 04-30-2021, 09:26 PM   #826
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If we get to a 1000 posts and Patt reveals that he proposed to BEP.
She accepted and they bought some lovely island in the Caribbeans.

Swear to God. Im leaving forever.
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:26 PM   #827
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:27 PM   #828
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:27 PM   #829
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:31 PM   #830
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Man, you guys really can’t stand not to know huh?

My guess:

He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he can’t stay anonymous enough
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:31 PM   #831
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Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didn’t know if you were even Jewish before that so now I’m really lost.

Either way I’ve been lurking here for 20 years and don’t remember you in anyway so peace.
Dude, it was a joke. Explained earlier in the thread. But, anyway, what’s wrong with him being Jewish?
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:32 PM   #832
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:33 PM   #833
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:33 PM   #834
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:33 PM   #835
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:34 PM   #836
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:34 PM   #837
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Man, you guys really can’t stand not to know huh?

My guess:

He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he can’t stay anonymous enough
That doesn't make any sense. Why would he mention ChiefsPlanet to an employer? I seriously doubt his last name is really "patteeu." If he got a job that's sensitive about surfed sites all he would have to do is not login to CP from his work devices.
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:34 PM   #838
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We were presented with a challenge.
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:34 PM   #839
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Old 04-30-2021, 09:35 PM   #840
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