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10-01-2009, 06:46 PM | #8356 |
GBM 8-12-15
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Location: Dayton, Oh.
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10-01-2009, 06:48 PM | #8357 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
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Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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10-01-2009, 06:49 PM | #8358 |
I'll be back.
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10-01-2009, 06:50 PM | #8359 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
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10-01-2009, 06:56 PM | #8360 | |
Stuff & Things
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Location: The Yukon
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10-01-2009, 07:00 PM | #8361 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
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lad you're never ever goin' to get laid .. stop tryin' start watchin' more porn and self- satify .....
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10-01-2009, 07:59 PM | #8362 |
pimping hoes + clocking a grip
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: KCMO
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These dumb bitches.
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10-04-2009, 02:38 PM | #8363 | |
I'll be back.
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I think this one wants my nuts. Bad.
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10-04-2009, 02:46 PM | #8364 |
GBM 8-12-15
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10-04-2009, 03:03 PM | #8365 |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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What I gather from her quotes are as follows.
1. Well you shouldn't be surprised, you're attractive. More strikingly, I like your profile. Indiana Jones and Star Wars are two of my favorite movies. - She thinks Harrison Ford is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than you are. 2. You said you own an old car? Do you know how to fix it too? Like get your hands dirty and stuff? - She's prissy and will never get her hands dirty. 3. That's hot - Oh, God ... 4. I used to be 20 lbs heavier - Which means she will be again. 5. I returned back from the Peace Corps - I'm not touching that one other than to say you may want to change your name to Koonta Kentae. 6. Let me know if you want to hang out! - She wants you to take her to the mall and spend money on her. |
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10-04-2009, 03:14 PM | #8366 | |
I'll be back.
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Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?
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10-04-2009, 03:16 PM | #8367 |
GBM 8-12-15
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10-04-2009, 03:16 PM | #8368 |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
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If they did, they lied to you. My old man drinks gallons of it every day and I'm pretty sure there's no sex involved with it.
Coffee = A caffeine buzz. Sex = Sex If you don't know the difference by now ... God help you, son. |
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10-04-2009, 03:17 PM | #8369 |
I'll be back.
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I think it was Dave Lane...a chick invited me out for coffee on my second date and he was like "coffee is code for sex!"
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10-04-2009, 03:19 PM | #8370 |
GBM 8-12-15
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Location: Dayton, Oh.
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But, if a women asks you to come in for coffee, she likely wants your cock in her...
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