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10-01-2009, 08:21 AM | #8296 | |
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10-01-2009, 08:43 AM | #8297 |
I'll be back.
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10-01-2009, 08:53 AM | #8298 | |
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Location: The Crazys of Montana
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That way you get shot down BEFORE you spend money on them! Any chance your date snuck back in and sat somewhere else so she could finish the movie? You were just a free pass in? |
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10-01-2009, 08:57 AM | #8299 |
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10-01-2009, 09:03 AM | #8300 |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
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Just for future reference, movie dates are for married people who don't have to make an effort anymore. Don't take women to movies anymore, that's a lame, lame date. I don't care if it's her idea and blahblahblah. Don't do that anymore.
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10-01-2009, 10:09 AM | #8301 |
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Location: Dayton, Oh.
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A movie is a HORRIBLE idea for a 1st date, IMO.
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10-01-2009, 10:11 AM | #8302 |
GBM 8-12-15
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10-01-2009, 10:46 AM | #8303 | |
Scott Pioli
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10-01-2009, 11:05 AM | #8304 |
Living the Good Life.
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10-01-2009, 11:07 AM | #8305 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Dude. You DO realize that most chicks, even dumb blonde ones, have enough gray matter between their ears to Google you before a date, right? To make sure you're not a serial killer? And you do know that said Googling will bring them right to this site, right? Where your exploits, or lack thereof, are legendary? And people call you a momma's boy, and you act like women are nothing but semen receptacles? Gee, I wonder why you have such a hard time.
And, yes, by the way, putting the moves on a chick on a first date at the movies is pretty slimy. Women can smell desperation. It's like a bad cologne. You want to get laid? Stop trying to get laid. You want to meet chicks and date them? Stop trying to meet chicks and date them. Trust me. It's bizarre backwards logic, but it works. When you give up on the idea, and don't seem so desperate, women will flock to you. They can sense a man who's secure in himself. Why do you think so many married guys attract attention from women? Or, if a guy's single, he can't find chicks, but if he has a chick then OTHER chicks suddenly want him? Of course, the other option is to try some penis. Because your whole problem could be that you're gay. I'm serious here. Women have the same issue; many lesbians think they're straight, or that they should be straight, because that's how they were raised, and they have unfulfilling relationships with boyfriends and even husbands, until they finally try some hair pie and realize what the issue was all allong. So do it, man. Just one. Suck a dick. See if it works for ya. I'm just here to help. |
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10-01-2009, 11:19 AM | #8306 |
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Location: On a yellow brick road.
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JD has a solid point. have u ever tried to find something like a tape measure, batteries, etc around the house? Then, just when u decide to give up and stop looking, u find the item(s)? Stop trying so hard to get laid! There is truth to the "women can sense desperation". |
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10-01-2009, 11:22 AM | #8307 |
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10-01-2009, 11:32 AM | #8308 | |
Sexiest Athlete
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10-01-2009, 11:35 AM | #8309 | |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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10-01-2009, 11:41 AM | #8310 | |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Women KNOW if you're desperate. They KNOW if you're out for nothing but sex. And if that's the vibe they get, they probably won't give it to you. Unless they're real sluts, LOL. But he can't seem to find those either. But, then again, that's part of his issue, I think. In the first place, he doesn't know if he's looking for sex or a girlfriend. In the second place, I'm not sure if he knows if he likes men or women. No wonder he's having issues. |
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