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09-25-2009, 09:51 PM | #8236 |
You Sweetie!
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09-25-2009, 09:58 PM | #8237 |
umm...what do I say here?
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09-26-2009, 10:02 AM | #8238 |
I'll be back.
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09-26-2009, 10:13 AM | #8239 |
Cheaterlover*
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09-26-2009, 05:34 PM | #8240 |
I'll be back.
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Out the door. Let's do this shit. If I don't post between now and midnight, you know something went DOWN.
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09-26-2009, 05:48 PM | #8241 | |
Cheaterlover*
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Quote:
Here's a tip: right before a date, whack off. And then whack off again. And then do it a third time. That way, your kiwis will be empty and you'll feel less of a need to be a manipulative sex-obsessed f**ktard on the date, and instead will actually do all sorts of weird shit, like "talk to her as if she's a real person and not a sperm receptacle" and "try to build a rapport and connection with her". I know. It's a wild idea. Give it a whirl sometime, though. Unless, of course, you're just looking to get your pink flashlight tugged on, and you're not looking for an actual girlfriend. If that's the case, just go to a hooker once a month. The amount of time and money you seem to spend on fruitless dates, it would probably be cheaper. |
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09-26-2009, 07:34 PM | #8242 |
You think you can get by this?
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09-26-2009, 07:38 PM | #8243 |
Cheaterlover*
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09-26-2009, 07:50 PM | #8244 |
Supporter
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09-26-2009, 07:57 PM | #8245 |
Playing for #1 Draft Pick
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09-26-2009, 08:06 PM | #8246 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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i can't believe this thread is still going
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09-26-2009, 08:07 PM | #8247 |
You think you can get by this?
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09-26-2009, 08:41 PM | #8248 |
I'll be back.
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Well, dinner was lovely! What a delightful young woman! We tentatively scheduled another meeting for Wednesday!
Also, this ice cream is delicious! Sex before marriage is wrong! |
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09-26-2009, 08:43 PM | #8249 |
MVP
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Put your penis in her laddie .. she'll buy next time ....
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09-26-2009, 08:44 PM | #8250 |
MVP
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