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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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Posts: 110,871
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#811 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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Posts: 2,748
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#812 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Posts: 95,642
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#813 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Benglas rules.
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Posts: 45,556
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#814 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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skinbra
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Posts: 45,556
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#815 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Kansas City
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We sign this pos yet?
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Posts: 4,160
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#816 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Posts: 28,701
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#817 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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Posts: 118,031
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#818 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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Posts: 79,660
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#819 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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I see your toes
And I wonder who's been kissing them I never knew how badly I was missing them We both know we're never going to make it But when we touch We never have to fake it Last edited by LiveSteam; 04-30-2021 at 09:16 PM.. |
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#820 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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#821 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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This song feels kind of appropriate after the last couple of posts
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#822 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Anyone know of a nice Cafe in Fort Myers Florida?
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Posts: 44,421
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#823 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
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Getting close. I can cum any second now.
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Posts: 66,914
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#824 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2019
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Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didn’t know if you were even Jewish before that so now I’m really lost.
Either way I’ve been lurking here for 20 years and don’t remember you in anyway so peace. |
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#825 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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