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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Chapter 3 I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I see it is there. I still fall in ... it's a habit. my eyes are open I know where I am. It is my fault. I get out immediately. |
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**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Chapter 4 I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it. |
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**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Chapter 5 I walk down another street. |
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#799 |
TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
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POMP EEIITTT!!
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#800 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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I don’t think the OP even likes sports.
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#801 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes And steal your dreams It’s Heaven and Hell |
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#802 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Nick Bolton
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#803 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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#804 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2016
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In the 2nd round Bolton and Creed...
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#805 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Creed Humphrey
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#806 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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#807 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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Soon
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#808 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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How many now?
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#809 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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#810 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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