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[ROYC75]

Discussion: All things Broncos.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

HARK! A FOOTBALL QUESTION!

not well I fear ....

What if Denver players put petroleum jelly all over their jerseys and arms, like they did in Denver's Super Bowl season, when they violated the Salary Cap?

[brdempsey69]

Originally Posted by TEX

What if Denver players put petroleum jelly all over their jerseys and arms, like they did in Denver's Super Bowl season, when they violated the Salary Cap?

Or what if the current Donks QB does like Elway did in the Donks game at KC in 1991 on a 3rd down play at the KC 30-yard line play that went like this:

Elway rolls to his left, crosses the line of scrimmage, then pulls a turd out of his back pocket & throws it into the end zone and it sticks to one of the Donks WRs for a touchdown.

The play then goes under review from the replay booth, but they don't scrutinize it at all & tell the head official to let the touchdown count, instead of it being correctly ruled an illegal forward pass with a 5-yard penalty and loss of down being enforced.

[BlackOp]

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

I think we might have another doctor in the house!

Nah...I would never pretend to be a Doctor in a NFL smack talk thread....then again I wouldn't defend the team I root for if they cheated either...not why I watch sports/competitions. Anyone can cheat....it doesnt take much skill...just a lack of integrity.

[crispystl]

Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin

This poster goes out to DonkoBiff, wherever he may be. Enjoy!

JFC lol. WOW

[wazu]

Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin

This poster goes out to DonkoBiff, wherever he may be. Enjoy!

Was on my bedroom wall in high school.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by BlackOp

Nah...I would never pretend to be a Doctor in a NFL smack talk thread....then again I wouldn't defend the team I root for if they cheated either...not why I watch sports/competitions. Anyone can cheat....it doesnt take much skill...just a lack of integrity.

He straight up admits it isn't a medical degree. Nobody gives a shit about whatever wing of dipshit academia this guy is a 'Dr.' in.

Got my doctorate in sociology and a second one in gender studies!!

oooooooohhhh
aaaahhhhhhhh

[BlackOp]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Got my doctorate in sociology and a second one in gender studies!!

I figured he was more like a transgender surgeon for preschoolers...

[jjchieffan]

Hey DonkoBuffoon! Do you like to piss into the wind in real life too, or do you just prefer to do that in this thread? Because that's exactly what you're doing. A dozen guys (give or take) telling you what a dipshit you are and how crappy the cheating franchise that you root for is. Yet, you just keep coming back with the same stupid shit and more. And the funny thing is, you actually believe that everyone else is wrong and you're the only one that's right. SMH. Guess what dipshit? You're not right. Go beat your chest on the Puddle. Maybe you can find some braindead morons over there to agree with you

[BroncoBuff]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

BB, what's the point of comparing numbers between 1970 and 2018?

We could remove the Elway and Manning years and then make a comparison, but that would seem desperate and, dare I say...obsessive? What do you think, lil bro?

What's the point of any statistical comparison? You make the 'analysis' of however many Broncos losses in a row there were to the Chiefs until last year. I was never so hypocritical as to pretend there's nothing to that analysis.

Look, I get it, you don't like the result. First 48 years in the NFL and just 4 playoff wins, 2 in the same year. I'd call that a drought, but that would be an insult to deserts everywhere.


I remember now why I went down this road! You guys attacked and kicked and beat and insulted me and the Broncos when I showed up. It's been more than just a dislike of a rival team, there's a deeper resentment in the way you go about it. So, we back up and take a look - and Bingo! Most of you seem scarred in different ways after having to look up at Big Bro Broncos for so long.

So now you grab on to these current Chiefs, tight as you possibly can, INSISTENT that they will heal all wounds. Five decades worth. You even resent the idea that Mahomes is a solid 90-95% of it.
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1970 = Merger and 26-team interplay takes effect
2018 = First year Mahomes inserted as starter

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Don't pretend there's not meaningful info to be gleaned from that.

But go ahead if you think they're relevant statistical analysis to be made by deducting the Elway and Manning years. There might be some value in deducting one of them. But I don't think both. The two together have little relation to one another in my opinion.

[BroncoBuff]

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

A dozen guys (give or take) telling you what a dipshit you are and how crappy the cheating franchise that you root for is. Yet, you just keep coming back with the same stupid shit and more. And the funny thing is, you actually believe that everyone else is wrong and you're the only one that's right.

Half of those dozen guys have misquoted me 180° off what I really said, then pretended I was SO wrong that I was stupid.

And not a single one of you seems to understand that a law degree is a doctorate as well.

So pardon me if I don't get too insulted over your disapproval.


And despite the fact that I'm pretty sure half of you know who he is, nobody's said a word to me about Michael Coleman! It's a shame you guys don't see that we have about 10 million times more in common than we have differences. It's too bad really.

[BlackOp]

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

You guys attacked and kicked and beat and insulted me and the Broncos.

Only because you and your shitty franchise deserve it...what's next on the docket, trying to cancel CP? I guess it never dawned on you that there were 1000's of people that your petty actions affected...and that you're not bright enough to dictate other's opinions. The world according to BroncoBuff is a planet I want no part of....now go away.

Dont be surprised when the energy you put out into the universe comes back at you two fold.

[jjchieffan]

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

Half of those dozen guys have misquoted me 180° off what I really said, then pretended I was SO wrong that I was stupid.

And not a single one of you seems to understand that a law degree is a doctorate as well.

So pardon me if I don't get too insulted over your disapproval.


And despite the fact that I'm pretty sure half of you know who he is, nobody's said a word to me about Michael Coleman! It's a shame you guys don't see that we have about 10 million times more in common than we have differences. It's too bad really.

Why should we know who Michael Coleman is and why is it relevant? I looked him up and looked at his list of movies. I haven't seen a single one of them. I guess that he's supposed to be something special?

[brdempsey69]

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

Most of you seem scarred in different ways after having to look up at Big Bro Broncos for so long.

Wrong, again. Nobody looks up at cheating franchise that can't win a SB in legit fashion on a level playing field.

And are you stupid enough to believe that anyone was "looking up at Big Bro Donkeys" from 1989 -- 1994, when Art Shell was coaching the Raiders, and your "Big Bro Donkeys" went 1-11 in that time span against those same Raiders, while the Chiefs went 10-2 against those same Raiders?

Try again, numbtwat.

[BroncoBuff]

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

Why should we know who Michael Coleman is and why is it relevant? I looked him up and looked at his list of movies. I haven't seen a single one of them. I guess that he's supposed to be something special?

No no sorry, he was a TV sportscaster in Kansas City for about 8 or 10 years.

BlackOp, just "two-fold?" I thought it was "ten-fold?"

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I'll say something nice to you guys - I like Arrowhead. I really do.