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Old 04-29-2004, 11:47 PM  
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My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:28 AM   #61
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Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:31 AM   #62
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I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:35 AM   #63
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I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:37 AM   #64
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I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
Rodney Carrington is a funny motherf*****...
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:38 AM   #65
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yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:45 AM   #66
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I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.
"I've got a 12 inch dick, and a dozen roses.....and a pickup truck....hubba hubba hubba hey!" That's all i wrote for that one.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:46 AM   #67
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yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.
And me...

Titties & Beer....
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:48 AM   #68
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And me...

Titties & Beer....
Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:51 AM   #69
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Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".
DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:56 AM   #70
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DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
Sorry... It was just the way you worded that post. I would have made the same reply if just about anybody had said it. It was nothing personal. In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

But I'm bored, and it made me laugh. So it stayed.
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Old 04-30-2004, 08:57 AM   #71
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DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?
BTW, aren't you glad that I don't talk nearly as much in person?
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:01 AM   #72
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In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.
Maybe you should have done that. Maybe you should also go help Paul forget about his little robot idea.
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:03 AM   #73
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I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:08 AM   #74
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I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.
So she can deride and insult you? Jeez, like she's the only one with that talent, ya orphan bastard
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Old 04-30-2004, 09:10 AM   #75
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I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

Speaking of coming out to Arrowhead, ChiefinNE and myself were thinking of coming out for the Patriots game. How tough is it to come across tickets out there?
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