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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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![]() I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium." ![]() Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up: 1st base: Kissing and caressing 2nd base: Inside the bra 3rd base: Inside the pants "Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say.... Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights." ![]() |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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#63 | |
The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim.... ![]() |
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#64 | |
A certain set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
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You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you? |
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#65 | |
The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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#66 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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Feloniously Restrained
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: MO
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A certain set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
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Like hes the voice of maturity for the planet, i don't think so. |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
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OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this .
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Champs!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know? Friends? Chum? Buddy? ![]() ![]() |
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New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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#73 |
The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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This thread needs PICs.....
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Voodoo Chile
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: At the crossroad
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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