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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:53 PM   #61
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Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
What a hoot!

I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."



Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:

1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....

Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:54 PM   #62
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the resposes yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.
Just the usual juvenile BS from us Planet members. Except the one about asking Jenny Gump. That is what he should do.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:58 PM   #63
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This was posted in jest but as a man who has had quite a bit of success with the ladies I can tell you that asking is the key. You'll be surprised at how many takers you will encounter. Also, don't be afraid to be a bad boy. Girls seem to like that a hell of a lot more than the kind and gentle type.
I can see it now, Jim:

Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?"

Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes."

JK, Jim....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:58 PM   #64
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Just the usual juvenile BS from us Planet members. Except the one about asking Jenny Gump. That is what he should do.



You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you?
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:59 PM   #65
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You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you?
Skip's a little Grumpy...and touchy on this subject; HE is still a virgin, you know.....even at his advanced age.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:01 PM   #66
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:02 PM   #67
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What are some pointers some things i can do to make her wanna do with me ?
Hypnosis...that and jewelry.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:02 PM   #68
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Skip's a little Grumpy...and touchy on this subject; HE is still a virgin, you know.....even at his advanced age.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!


Like hes the voice of maturity for the planet, i don't think so.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:04 PM   #69
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OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this .


Honey, I have a headache, bring the tylenol !
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:06 PM   #71
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.
Eh....just how big a man are you Roy? I mean you aren't like 6'6 and 350 lbs or anything, are you?

....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know?

Friends? Chum? Buddy?

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Hypnosis...that and jewelry.

BINGO!!
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:07 PM   #73
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM   #74
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I can see it now, Jim:

Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?"

Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes."

JK, Jim....
This is accurate except for two minor issues. First of all I'm never that polite and secondly they always claim that the bulge is poking them in the chin.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:12 PM   #75
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