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#721 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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When in doubt the phrase... "it makes you look bigger than you really are." Gets you into the least amount of trouble.
Even with glasses. |
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#722 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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are we talking about my peen?
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Posts: 37,381
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#723 |
GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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Posts: 59,997
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#724 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Quote:
no ****ing shit |
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Posts: 56,356
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#725 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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I tell my wife when she's wearing something stupid and she does the same for me; most of the time I'm the one wearing stupid stuff. Go figure.
She tried to go out the other night in some checkered/neon/black bullshit that made her look like the construction woman they have holding the sign in work zones, since she can't be trusted to stand around and hold a shovel. It was awful. |
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#726 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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dude
you can't bang your ex wife's best friend and then ask if that's ok clearly it isn't I mean, obviously we knew why you had all of this drama but clearly you don't well here you go BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY BRING IT ALL ON YOURSELF |
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#727 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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Oh, and the ****ing the ex-wife's bestie thing?
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#728 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I've found in life that all of my guy friends with drama are just as much of drama queens as the girls they claim cause all of the drama
he's clearly banging the best friend of the ex wife so the ex wife finds out so he can get off on all of the drama that he didn't know he was going to cause yeah, ok |
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#729 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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Maybe this guy is MGT's brother or long lost cousin or something.
Just tell him to do it and he'll probably provide the board with an epic thread within the next six months. |
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#730 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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Pics of the bestie or dudes trolling us
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#731 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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Posts: 34,320
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#732 |
The shit-winds are blowin
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Sunnyvale trailer park
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#733 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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#734 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Some do. I can say Shit like that to my gf and she does the same. Usually it's about me and we have a laugh. Sometimes u gotta grow a pair.
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#735 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I guess I just assume my man is wearing what he wants to wear. If I had an opinion on something he SHOULD wear it would be expressed before he got dressed. If I had an amusing reaction to what he was wearing, I would certainly wait until it was far too late for him to change before I started making fun of him.
I'll give an opinion if asked but he could wear a paper sack and I wouldn't give a ****. Now that I say that, I'm really glad he's not into wearing paper sacks. |
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