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07-22-2009, 02:40 PM | #7216 |
"Think BOOM!"
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07-22-2009, 02:40 PM | #7217 |
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07-22-2009, 02:40 PM | #7218 |
Supporter
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wine gives you a whiskey dick, and you wouldn't know a gaping giner.
That was just limbered up because you weren't the first cowboy at that rodeo that day. You're a douche and one of these days, one of these other internet-orgy Dbags is going to horse cock you in the shitter. |
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07-22-2009, 02:41 PM | #7219 |
MER
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07-22-2009, 02:44 PM | #7220 |
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07-22-2009, 02:46 PM | #7221 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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07-22-2009, 02:58 PM | #7222 |
In Search of a Life
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Get a list of references from them just to make sure you aren't going to be forced to fellate him while she holds a rusty razor to your nutsack.
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07-22-2009, 03:03 PM | #7223 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
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07-22-2009, 03:06 PM | #7224 | |
MER
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I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me. No. His buddy was out. |
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07-22-2009, 03:15 PM | #7225 | |
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Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time. By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom. |
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07-22-2009, 03:18 PM | #7226 | |
MER
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Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz. |
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07-22-2009, 03:19 PM | #7227 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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07-22-2009, 03:20 PM | #7228 |
MER
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07-22-2009, 03:23 PM | #7229 |
Most Valuable Villain
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07-22-2009, 03:23 PM | #7230 |
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