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The 23rd Pillar
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-30-2021, 03:48 PM | #706 |
The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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Soon.
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04-30-2021, 03:48 PM | #707 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
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Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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04-30-2021, 03:53 PM | #708 |
Would an idiot do that?
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04-30-2021, 03:54 PM | #709 |
**** you, you cretin.
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Won’t even get to 800
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04-30-2021, 03:55 PM | #710 | |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Especially the intro to the song. Think you'll like that part. Hes Fast Eddie Clark. From Motor Head. You know Lemme. https://youtu.be/5A_cRfqbs3w |
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04-30-2021, 03:58 PM | #711 | |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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04-30-2021, 03:59 PM | #712 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Location: Arizona
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Maybe patteau thinks this will take like a week and the message is supposed to be along the lines of "by now, I've sailed for days towards my very own island in the South Pacific with no contact to the outside world" ....and we'll hit 1000 within two days and this secret person will text patteau and be like, "they've already done it, you might as well just logon and post it yourself".
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04-30-2021, 03:59 PM | #713 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
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04-30-2021, 03:59 PM | #714 | |
pie is never free
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Location: the drivers seat
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Dong, would you please tell us who your three favorite bands are? And what concert did you last attend? |
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04-30-2021, 04:02 PM | #715 |
Would an idiot do that?
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04-30-2021, 04:02 PM | #716 |
Veteran
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04-30-2021, 04:02 PM | #717 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
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Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Good question.. Easy
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04-30-2021, 04:02 PM | #718 | |
"Think BOOM!"
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Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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Tool, Prodigy and Peter Gabriel. I believe it was Adam and the Ants circa 1985. |
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04-30-2021, 04:03 PM | #719 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
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04-30-2021, 04:09 PM | #720 |
Born to Ride
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