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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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I've only been here a short while, and I just caught up with the last 15 pages or so of this thread, and I must say I'm glad I showed up at the right time 'cause this was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.
![]() Don't worry about the limp noodle, dude. Opening-night jitters, more than likely. You've spent all your time and energy trying to find a furry hole to "do it", now that you've "done it" you probably won't be obsessing over "doing it" any more. (Not to mention, if your heart really wasn't in it, it's hard to keep wind in the sails. It's gonna be more enjoyable if you actually, I dunno, like the person you're with, truly want to please them, enjoy it, etc.,.) Or maybe you are gay. NTTAWWT. ![]() |
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#7172 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I think I enjoyed the thread more than the sex.
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MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#7174 |
MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#7175 |
Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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No offense, but you're probably either gay or asexual. Find someone - male or female - you enjoy spending time with. Nature will take it's course, whatever your course is. You're way too hung up on sex to be able to enjoy it. |
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#7176 |
MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#7177 |
[b]Supporter[/b]
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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#7178 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I said a few of those other things too.
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#7179 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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congrats on slappin skins with a woman.
they aren't like hats, one size fits all, are they? practice makes perfect. |
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#7180 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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oh yes i forgot to ask if it echoed when you talked to it?
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#7181 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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I'm going to say something very un-manly...........
GoChiefs, until you find the right girl, the sex IS generally going to feel pretty unfulfilled. I was pretty much a male slut for the first 28 years of my life. I had one mission: drain my pipe & move on down the road. What I found out was that I was completely unhappy with that lifestyle because it never MEANT anything. I could have sex with Double Mint Girls, but it was only good for a story and a nice memory. Sex will truly mean something when you find someone that is worth sharing yourself with. Until then, it will be nice, but never great. Happy hunting. |
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Rock Chalk Jayhawk
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: PA
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Sex is fun. It's like driving nice car. If it's someone else's it's fun for the time, but then you have to go home and not get to drive it till your friend invites you over again. When that car is YOURS and you can drive it anytime you want (well, most anytime you want), and you take care of that car, and love it, then driving it is amazing. |
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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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#7184 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawk
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: PA
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#7185 |
MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Ignorant of other women's bodies. Do women really get that loose?
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