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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-30-2021, 02:36 PM | #661 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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04-30-2021, 02:36 PM | #662 |
World's Best Boss
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
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Let's count to 340!
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04-30-2021, 02:38 PM | #663 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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340
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04-30-2021, 02:39 PM | #664 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Location: Arizona
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04-30-2021, 02:40 PM | #665 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Theres gotta be a catch here, just a hunch but maybe its more like leaving America forever or something like that... Costa Rica, Israel, whatever
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04-30-2021, 02:40 PM | #666 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Location: Arizona
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04-30-2021, 02:41 PM | #667 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Location: San Diego
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04-30-2021, 02:42 PM | #668 |
World's Best Boss
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
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04-30-2021, 02:42 PM | #669 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Anyone in here ever thought that they were a pony?
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04-30-2021, 02:43 PM | #670 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
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04-30-2021, 02:43 PM | #671 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Butt ****
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04-30-2021, 02:45 PM | #672 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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Im the night, the light, the black and the white.
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04-30-2021, 02:46 PM | #673 |
**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Won’t even get to 700
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04-30-2021, 02:46 PM | #674 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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04-30-2021, 02:47 PM | #675 |
Has a particular set of skills
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Location: On the water
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