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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:03 PM   #6196
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I don't see what the issue is if she sucks my cawk first.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:05 PM   #6197
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Seriously. The last thing I want to do is spooge at home, spooge after a BJ, and then not be able to get it up for penetration.

I'm probably talking out my ass, though.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:09 PM   #6198
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I would've def. stayed out with her longer, esp drank some more hell hell had her drink, she probably did get spooked a bit and told herself to calm down. Hopefully you'll get another date.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:11 PM   #6199
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Seriously. The last thing I want to do is spooge at home, spooge after a BJ, and then not be able to get it up for penetration.

I'm probably talking out my ass, though.
I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.

If she starts to polish your knob, she's either going to see that job through, or she's just priming the pump.

I doubt you're going to be looking at 2 separate encounters at this point. Thus, no reason not to make her work for it.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:12 PM   #6200
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We were in separate cars.

Anyway, a female friend says she probably likes me, wants to get to know me better and wants me to respect her before she bangs me. So, maybe later this week.

Or I could meet with epic failure again.
Females don't know shit about other females, they always think everything is positive bullshit.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:12 PM   #6201
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I would've def. stayed out with her longer
Did you even read the recap?

Staying out with her longer would have GUARANTEED no sex.

I made the only play I could in order to get laid.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:13 PM   #6202
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Females don't know shit about other females, they always think everything is positive bullshit.
And females lie to men.

All the time.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:13 PM   #6203
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I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.

If she starts to polish your knob, she's either going to see that job through, or she's just priming the pump.

I doubt you're going to be looking at 2 separate encounters at this point. Thus, no reason not to make her work for it.
I think he has no idea the lack of control he will have at that point considering he hasn't been touched by a woman like that
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #6204
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Did you even read the recap?

Staying out with her longer would have GUARANTEED no sex.

I made the only play I could in order to get laid.
I just read that...tough call, shouldve made her drink fast, do shots hehe she would've def. not been able to think as hard if she wanted some
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:14 PM   #6205
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I think he has no idea the lack of control he will have at that point considering he hasn't been touched by a woman like that
I recommend getting any potential de-virginizer drunk. That way the details of how he two-pump chumped her will be a little less clear.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:15 PM   #6206
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It's pretty simple. Quiet moans; you're doing good. A few outbursts of "oh god" and some muscle spasms on her part;you're doing excellent. If you hear bored sighs, it's not going so well. If you hear snores... well, at least you can finish your business before she wakes up and take off outta there.
Go after it like you would if you were making out with her. The key to a successful round of oral is if the woman doesn't talk or try to give instruction. That breaks the mood. "Move left now over there. Ok do that!". I mean shut up bitch and trust me ok?
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:16 PM   #6207
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I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.

If she starts to polish your knob, she's either going to see that job through, or she's just priming the pump.
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The idea is to be so backed up the BJ makes me explode.

And god this thread got dirty.

Haha....god...*points and laughs*
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:18 PM   #6208
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My Repressed Sex Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses 'Don't matter new system coming any day'


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Old 06-20-2009, 11:19 PM   #6209
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I recommend getting any potential de-virginizer drunk. That way the details of how he two-pump chumped her will be a little less clear.
The moment he gets his chance he'll be so damn nervous his junk won't work, watch

But yes, the alchy will help him when the situation arrives
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:20 PM   #6210
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The moment he gets his chance he'll be so damn nervous his junk won't work, watch


Houston, we have a problem.
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