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07-10-2013, 10:11 PM | #6031 |
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07-10-2013, 11:25 PM | #6032 |
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I'm convinced that spelling "diarrhea" is more difficult than holding it in.
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07-10-2013, 11:48 PM | #6033 |
Life is changing..
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07-11-2013, 08:52 AM | #6034 |
MVP
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I hadn't had sex in two freaking years. She was naked at my cabin and my kids stopped by.
The Humanity! |
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07-11-2013, 01:17 PM | #6035 |
The chosen one
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07-11-2013, 02:21 PM | #6036 |
Take a Chill Pill
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Location: South Carolina
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I had sex last night and after about a minute and a half I realized that I wasn't into it so I stopped.
As soon as I pulled out and rolled over my legs started shaking uncontrollably. I think they were saying to me, "wtf are you doing?" |
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07-11-2013, 02:46 PM | #6037 |
In Search of a Life
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Location: Plano, TX
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Did she still charge you full price?
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07-11-2013, 07:09 PM | #6038 |
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07-11-2013, 07:37 PM | #6039 |
Take a Chill Pill
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In a somewhat related topic to my last post...
I need to know what the best condom is. I have been using the Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive, which is the Consumer Reports top pick, and it's supposedly one of the thinnest, but still, I hate it. I don't know if there will ever be one I find that I like, but some of you guys have to have the inside track on these things? Which one feels the best? |
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07-11-2013, 07:52 PM | #6040 |
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Trojans were always the best, hated lifestyles with a passion.
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07-11-2013, 08:45 PM | #6041 | |
The chosen one
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07-12-2013, 02:38 AM | #6042 |
Consuming CP souls
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Just watched From Dusk Till Dawn again. I am going to pretend the sequels do not exist.
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07-12-2013, 06:57 AM | #6043 | |
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07-13-2013, 10:41 AM | #6044 |
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My co-workers are pretty awesome. I haven't even been with this company for a year yet and they threw me a surprise wedding "meeting" during our lunch break yesterday. My boss baked a 3 tier wedding cake herself for the occasion. The all chipped in money for a visa gift card, that to my surprise had $235 on it! They also made me play a newlywed game in which I had to answer questions based on what I thought my fiance had answered the week before, as they had called her to get info without my knowledge. In guessing they had clue gifts that included pizza and beer.
Pretty cool and cannot believe that put all that together and bought all those things themselves for us. |
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07-13-2013, 01:45 PM | #6045 | |
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