I AM NEVER WRONG !!! AMA

[Mr. Wizard]

P.S. I just ordered a taco pizza from Pizza Hut, thin crust, no pickles.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

show me the taco pizza on their website, I'm intrigued but also can't seem to find it.

It's a secret menu item that only certain people may order, sorry, I should have Kept quiet about it, now everybody is going to want it.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Tell me about the 2020 election results

That, sir, is not allowed in this forum. You are welcome moderators!

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

When the **** is it ever going to rain again?

According to my father in law who has farmed here for a lifetime, "it will rain again", but he never offers a timeline. Old people are sneaky. Frankly Mr. Wizard believes we are entering another dust bowl. Especially if they keep burning fields up by you! Are they pyromaniacs or what? Speaking of that someone is going around lighting hay stacks on fire here in GC.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Yeah.

Um, YEAH

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Dude ghosted his own AMA thread.

There is this thing called sleep, you should try it sometime! If you are a side sleeper I have another thread that can help you with that! Man, I am useful!

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard

According to my father in law who has farmed here for a lifetime, "it will rain again", but he never offers a timeline. Old people are sneaky. Frankly Mr. Wizard believes we are entering another dust bowl. Especially if they keep burning fields up by you! Are they pyromaniacs or what? Speaking of that someone is going around lighting hay stacks on fire here in GC.

It isn’t me! I’m all notill.

Whoever is burning haystacks needs the death penalty. What kind of Dick nose does that?

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Prob dropping a big ass Taco Pizza shit.

Um, I don't shit, I poop. Its' much more refined and smells better.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

Dogs have a great sense of smell and eat poop. Is average at a lot of things the better way

Hmm, your statement about dogs is spot on. Your second rambling could be a statement or a question. Lets' just say average is better than below and leave it at that.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

It isn’t me! I’m all notill.

Whoever is burning haystacks needs the death penalty. What kind of Dick nose does that?

Good for you! No till should be the only legal way to farm. Now, i need to get off this computer and plow my north field.

[scho63]

That girl lived near you?

[Iowanian]

Are you married?

How many of your wife's previous fellas weinered her better than you?

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by scho63

That girl lived near you?

apparently so

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Are you married?

How many of your wife's previous fellas weinered her better than you?

YES, She says none, I am very good at cooking wieners, or franks, whichever. I use a Loiusiana Grill with the searing option. I coat (beef wieners only) with frozen bacon grease and quickly blacken them. then off the searing side and onto the smoking side. (Hickory pellets blended with apple) another douse of bacon grease and let smoke until internal temp is right. Exact same with brats.

[Iowanian]

she's lying to make you feel better.

[Mr. Wizard]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Are you married?

How many of your wife's previous fellas weinered her better than you?

YES, She says none, I am very good at cooking wieners, or franks, whichever. I use a Loiusiana Grill with the searing option. I coat (beef wieners only) with frozen bacon grease and quickly blacken them. then off the searing side and onto the smoking side. (Hickory pellets blended with apple) another douse of bacon grease and let smoke until internal temp is right. Exact same with brats.