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#46 |
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I am rubber you are glue.
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#47 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!
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#48 | |
Genious
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Colorado
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What you fail to mention is that you work at a leper colony. ![]() |
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#49 |
Old timer
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I miss the night crew.
BTW, KCChiefsMan, I hear that girls with mullets who wear anything with the confederate flag, Nascar, or John Deere on it (especially if it's a dirty t-shirt) are pretty easy. And if she looks like she's in high school and is missing any teeth, pay no attention if she's ever rude or if you just get that "I'm not getting any from this chick vibe", because she definitely wants you. Hope that helps. |
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#50 | |
Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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#51 | |
No mas
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Amish Country.
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#52 | |
pew pew madafakas
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
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Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!
Sex with a robot?
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#53 | |
No mas
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Amish Country.
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pew pew madafakas
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
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I have this image of this dude in a bar (recently shot down) and yelling at the chick 'Don't worry bitch, I'm going home and fuckING MY ROBOT!!' |
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#55 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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![]() Damn, why didn't I ever think of that comeback. Would've saved me years of embarassment. ![]() |
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#56 | |
No mas
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Amish Country.
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#57 | |
pew pew madafakas
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
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![]() My buddy I work with has a good line... 'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?' |
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#58 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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If you just keep giving them the cash up front...I'm sure they'll continue to take you down to the tall grass, and let you do your stuff.
btw....some guy I saw on HBO already beat you to it..a lifelike looking doll, you can select the attributes......I'm sure you can find it online. |
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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![]() Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways" ![]() Ahh, the good ol' days..... |
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pew pew madafakas
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Derry, Maine
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Now that's fucking funny! |
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