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#46 |
Starter
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Camarillo, CA
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A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.
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#47 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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#48 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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THE BLOOD POURED FROM MY HORRENDOUS STUMPS IN GREAT GUSHING TORRENTS
"WHY?!??! WHY?!?! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TROLL" I screamed between tears, as pain and shock racked my body from the slashing trauma that had been inflicted upon me. "WHY? WHY???!?!?!" he screamed back? "Yes, why?" I replied most courteously. "No reason." Then he left. And I bled to death. |
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#49 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#50 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2009
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#51 |
YOU take YOUR seat
Join Date: Nov 2007
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nice one flopnuts
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#52 |
PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: American Gardens Building
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You should've just beat his ass anyway.
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#53 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. |
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#54 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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#55 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#56 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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In all seriousness, I would have grabbed him by his pencil neck, lifted him up in the air, and in a real slow tempo grumbled in his ear that people who don't fight at work are a dying breed.
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#58 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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#59 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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#60 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Sorry that you suck at the internet.
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