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Old 09-11-2005, 08:15 AM  
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Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally
OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there.

My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Shit.



So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own fucking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now.

Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory.

That is all.

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Old 09-11-2005, 07:48 PM   #46
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I really hate to break this to you, Fraz, but in light of the results of the Chiefs game today following your initial post, you're hereafter required to shoot a hole in the wall of your house each week and post a precise explanation of what the result was, at least until the next Chiefs loss...

I mean, you can't jinx them now that the defense is playing well, right...?
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:12 AM   #47
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We never did hear what happened to the rest of the story. Did Tim's wife take his weapon away.
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Old 03-02-2009, 10:29 PM   #48
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Old 03-02-2009, 11:40 PM   #49
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What the hell did you bump this for?
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Old 03-02-2009, 11:41 PM   #50
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What the hell did you bump this for?
Because he's a ****ing reerun.
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:02 AM   #51
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Because he's a ****ing reerun.
Well, to be fair, you were the one who shot up your kitchen.



I thought this one was in the Hall of Classics?
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:05 AM   #52
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Because he's a ****ing reerun.


reerun? says the guy that is known for discharging prematurely...
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:11 AM   #53
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:13 AM   #54
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When Skip dies you'll make an excellent replacement.
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:13 AM   #55
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it's funny though
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:14 AM   #56
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Well it happened after I signed up, but dont remember it...

I thought it was funny as hell!

I am sure Mrs Frazod is thrilled that you prematurely discharge your weapon!
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:20 AM   #57
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That's just wrong.
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Old 03-03-2009, 12:47 AM   #58
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:30 AM   #59
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A .38? Fraz, are their no Mens guns for sale in Chi-town?
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:34 AM   #60
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A .38? Fraz, are their no Mens guns for sale in Chi-town?
a .38 is considered good for home defense. You don't need a magnum for something intended for shots within five yards.

A lot of people would say a .380 is even good, cause it allows for minimum recoil, keeping you on target. If you somehow miss with your first shot, you want to be able to get that gun back down and on the person as fast as possible.

But in the end, its the piece you're most comfortable with.
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