Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 4 of 154 123 4 56781454104 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
convict1983 convict1983 is offline
Registered User
 
convict1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Diego
Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
Last edited by DaFace; 07-01-2008 at 05:07 PM..
Posts: 154
convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.convict1983 is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
   Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:55 PM   #46
DJJasonp DJJasonp is offline
My work speaks for itself!!!
 
DJJasonp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: So Cal
Bad karma dude....

From a guy who recently had his $700 car stereo jacked (and yes the doors were locked).....a big F*** you.

People work for a living to buy nice things....only to have jacka**es like you prey upon them.

Get a job and EARN what you want in life.....and being that you're in the same city as I live in....you sound exactly like the new breed of charger fans.

Whatever makes people think they have the right to take something that belongs to someone else is completely beyond me.
Posts: 13,215
DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:55 PM   #47
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is online now
I'll be back.
 
Hammock Parties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated


I'd take that shit too.

there are few adrenaline rushes like grand larceny
You're not kidding. It's intense....and then the amazing feeling of victory when you get home with the loot.
Posts: 288,107
Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:56 PM   #48
kstater kstater is offline
Custom User Title
 
kstater's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Just yesterday, I was walking down Ventura Blvd. and I saw this old lady set her purse down beside her while she was on her cell. She had a big diamond ring on her finger. I walked up to her and handed her the purse. When she reached out for it, I quickly cut her finger off that had the big diamond. If she's dumb enough to wear that diamond out in public, she obviouly doesn't care about her finger or she would have known what was going to happen. I threw her finger on the ground beside her so she could get it sewn back on. Hey she's rich, she can afford the surgery. No harm no foul.


So did you get the blood off the diamond? Hard to pawn a bloody diamond.
Posts: 39,693
kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kstater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:57 PM   #49
luv luv is offline
You think you can get by this?
 
luv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail
You're not kidding. It's intense....and then the amazing feeling of victory when you get home with the loot.
I love the sound of the key locking the jail cell door, don't you?
Posts: 63,500
luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:57 PM   #50
FAX FAX is offline
testing ... 1, 2, 3
 
FAX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Let's see, here. You are a thief and a complete moron, to boot.

Next case.

FAX
Posts: 44,492
FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.FAX is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:58 PM   #51
KurtCobain KurtCobain is offline
legend
 
KurtCobain's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I love the sound of the key locking the jail cell door, don't you?
They have automated locks these days. The only key sound is them unlocking it, and that sounds great.
Posts: 28,479
KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.KurtCobain is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:59 PM   #52
Valiant Valiant is offline
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
 
Valiant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Mods should either ban you, turn you in, or at the very least reveal who you really are. This is just too obvious. Definitely the off season.

Yeah would love it IF A MOD actually got his IP and then called the local authorities in his area with a link to this page and gave his IP to the police...

I mean, we got some guy on here bragging about committing a felony.. Its not like its something small, and he keeps coming on here and trying to justify it.. I mean what would you do if some criminal just told you his crimes....(tried to use his same analogy on why he did it)
Posts: 18,461
Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 04:59 PM   #53
L.A. Chieffan L.A. Chieffan is offline
PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
 
L.A. Chieffan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: American Gardens Building
Dumb****. I hope you end up homeless with nothing but a laptop.
Posts: 17,386
L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.L.A. Chieffan is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:00 PM   #54
luv luv is offline
You think you can get by this?
 
luv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by Valiant
Yeah would love it IF A MOD actually got his IP and then called the local authorities in his area with a link to this page and gave his IP to the police...

I mean, we got some guy on here bragging about committing a felony.. Its not like its something small, and he keeps coming on here and trying to justify it.. I mean what would you do if some criminal just told you his crimes....(tried to use his same analogy on why he did it)
Would $800 be a felony or a misdemeanor?
Posts: 63,500
luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:01 PM   #55
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is online now
I'll be back.
 
Hammock Parties's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Would $800 be a felony or a misdemeanor?
$500 is a felony.
Posts: 288,107
Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:01 PM   #56
luv luv is offline
You think you can get by this?
 
luv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by joemomma
They have automated locks these days. The only key sound is them unlocking it, and that sounds great.
Shows ya how many times I've been to jail.
Posts: 63,500
luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:01 PM   #57
luv luv is offline
You think you can get by this?
 
luv's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail
$500 is a felony.
I wasn't for sure if there was a minimum amount in differentiating between the two or not.
Posts: 63,500
luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.luv is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:02 PM   #58
DJJasonp DJJasonp is offline
My work speaks for itself!!!
 
DJJasonp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: So Cal
Paradise Cafe


202 C St
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 239-0304
Get directions

Just a thought.......
Posts: 13,215
DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.DJJasonp has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:03 PM   #59
Valiant Valiant is offline
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
 
Valiant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Shows ya how many times I've been to jail.

I learned that from the tv series OZ, well that and what TITS are...

And no not female tits, I have had numerous encounters with those...
Posts: 18,461
Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.Valiant threw an interception on a screen pass.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-25-2007, 05:04 PM   #60
stumppy stumppy is offline
New and Improved
 
stumppy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
Pussy
Posts: 21,981
stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.stumppy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 154 123 4 56781454104 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:40 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.