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08-20-2014, 02:59 PM | #46 | |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Those are decent jingles. The Oscar Meyer one is not bad either. My sister and I used to sing along to the Butter Krust (bread) commercial, complete with overly exaggerated accents. |
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08-20-2014, 03:14 PM | #47 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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That ad doesn't differentiate them from other malls. You have to go with what makes you unique. Find a true and amazing fact and build on it, such as:
Acme Mall: The highest ratio of shoppers to depressing lap-walking senior citizens in cheap sneakers in the entire metro area. Acme Mall: Fewest door dings per shopping visit of any mall in the state. Acme Mall: Over 30 bench locations with views of the Victoria's Secret bra area. |
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08-20-2014, 04:19 PM | #48 |
Life is changing..
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Cecil Myers is a pimp.
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08-20-2014, 06:17 PM | #49 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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08-20-2014, 07:08 PM | #50 |
Mahomes Fanboi
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Chris Fleck is the debil.
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08-20-2014, 07:16 PM | #51 |
Veteran
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This is how you do it:
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08-21-2014, 09:52 AM | #52 |
Life is changing..
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Ok gang....
I'm going to need to see some of the worst commercials you can find. The one Mennonite posted was pretty terrible, but I think we can do better. |
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08-21-2014, 09:59 AM | #53 |
MVP
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08-21-2014, 10:02 AM | #54 |
MVP
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This one is terrible:
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08-21-2014, 10:03 AM | #55 |
Banded
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I can't seem to find it on youtube but there used to be a Brown Chevrolet in Wamego Wizard of Oz ad that was horrible. Worse than fingernails on a chalk board.
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08-21-2014, 10:05 AM | #56 |
Damnit Peg
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08-21-2014, 10:34 AM | #57 |
Mahomes Fanboi
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08-21-2014, 11:34 AM | #58 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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08-21-2014, 11:36 AM | #59 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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08-21-2014, 11:38 AM | #60 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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