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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 06:16 AM | #46 |
Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Davis, CA
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Sad to see you go, patteeu. I always respected your views and appreciated your integrity. I hope you can and will return.
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04-29-2021, 06:23 AM | #47 |
Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
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I had no idea he had health issues. One of the calmest and most even tempered posters gone, sad. Always enjoyed his posts and interaction.
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04-29-2021, 06:28 AM | #48 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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04-29-2021, 06:29 AM | #49 |
Gargling the sweet EZ nectar
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Along the Interurban
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Have a good one, patty!
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04-29-2021, 06:38 AM | #50 |
**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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I doubt it gets to 500 posts
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04-29-2021, 06:40 AM | #51 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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we signed this piece of shit yet?
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04-29-2021, 06:43 AM | #52 |
Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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Pat never reduced himself to insulting others. That shows a lot of character.
Have a good life buddy. |
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04-29-2021, 06:43 AM | #53 |
Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2001
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And another one bites the dust
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04-29-2021, 06:43 AM | #54 |
Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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How in the hell has this not been posted yet?
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04-29-2021, 06:50 AM | #55 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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04-29-2021, 06:54 AM | #56 |
left blank intentionally
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
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Love ya, buddy. I'd say hit me up on facebook but I'm always getting banned...
Errybuddy on my friends list keep leaving... |
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04-29-2021, 06:54 AM | #57 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Hasta
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04-29-2021, 07:06 AM | #58 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Liar
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04-29-2021, 07:08 AM | #59 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Is this just an attempt at getting a 1000-post thread?
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04-29-2021, 07:11 AM | #60 |
I love your mom
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Sturgeon Falls, Ontario
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The fun part is not caring.
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