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07-16-2019, 02:02 PM | #46 |
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Pat fishes and is a football God!
Higher up the ladder he goes in my mind. Wish I could hang with him and have Kelce poor beer down into my gut |
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07-16-2019, 02:17 PM | #47 |
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Deiter took in Edlemans muffed punt return for a TD in the AFCCG and won the game for us. Don't underestimate Deiter.
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07-16-2019, 02:21 PM | #48 |
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"Oh like hell he did...."
{googles} Jesus Christ, Terrance Copper played 9 years in the league. That's remarkable. And he was active for most of those 9 years. That dude probably made $4-5 million playing football and has a vested NFLPA pension. He'll never have to work again. Holy Hat, maybe I should've listened to my special teams coach afterall... |
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07-16-2019, 02:24 PM | #49 | |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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07-16-2019, 02:28 PM | #50 | |
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07-16-2019, 02:29 PM | #51 | |
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My guess is Mahomes invites Dieter to go on a fishing outing and he just sends him his flight schedule and hotel reservations, everything is paid for by Pat. |
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07-16-2019, 02:35 PM | #52 | |
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If you're gonna be slow you've gotta run routes like a badass. I'm skeptical he can. |
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07-16-2019, 02:38 PM | #53 |
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And here's the other way to look at it - $100K/yr on vacations is an investment for Gehrig.
That's how he's gonna stick on an NFL roster and get that $500K minimum salary. Sure sure, the $100K is after tax (which is bullshit because as far as I'm concerned it's clearly a business expense for Dieter and thus should be deductible), but even if you figure his $500K is maybe $250K after fees/taxes, he's looking at a 100+% rate of return. Granted, he could still get cut in which case his $100K investment yields zero return, but that's why they call it investin' and not earnin'. Returns aren't guaranteed anywhere but if you're gonna plow that money into the market or into fishing trips, well the fishing trips are clearly the better play because without those, he ain't making the roster. You just keep as close as you can to Meal Ticket Mahomes, Deets. Don't you let him go getting another slow, undersized, doofy white homey. That's your niche; your millieu. Imma need you to stay as frenetic and goofy as possible if you want to stay in the league... |
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07-16-2019, 02:40 PM | #54 |
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Bama alum here. Sign Dieter to a lifetime contract. **** it.
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07-16-2019, 02:40 PM | #55 | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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07-16-2019, 02:43 PM | #56 | |
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07-16-2019, 02:45 PM | #57 |
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Dieter will put up Aligator Arms Wilson numbers this year at a fraction of the cost.
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07-16-2019, 02:45 PM | #58 | |
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That dude's as cut as he can possibly be and he still looks scrawny. We all knew a guy like that (and some were that guy) - some 6'2'' kid that weighed 135 lbs as a freshman in college. Put that guy on an NFL conditioning schedule and he looks like Dieter. Bird legged with a pointy chest but as yoked as a guy with that frame can possibly be. Don't get me wrong, he'd kick my ass up and down the street without breaking a sweat. But that's a hell of a frame for a potential NFL player to have to work with. I am surprised he's 6'3'' though; I'd have guessed about 6 foot. |
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07-16-2019, 02:46 PM | #59 |
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Lol you probably still think Kemp has a better shot than Dieter.
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07-16-2019, 02:46 PM | #60 |
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