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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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Those are decent jingles. The Oscar Meyer one is not bad either. My sister and I used to sing along to the Butter Krust (bread) commercial, complete with overly exaggerated accents. |
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#47 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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That ad doesn't differentiate them from other malls. You have to go with what makes you unique. Find a true and amazing fact and build on it, such as:
Acme Mall: The highest ratio of shoppers to depressing lap-walking senior citizens in cheap sneakers in the entire metro area. Acme Mall: Fewest door dings per shopping visit of any mall in the state. Acme Mall: Over 30 bench locations with views of the Victoria's Secret bra area. |
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#48 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Cecil Myers is a pimp.
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#49 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: KCMO
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#50 |
Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Chris Fleck is the debil.
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#51 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2014
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This is how you do it:
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#52 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Ok gang....
I'm going to need to see some of the worst commercials you can find. The one Mennonite posted was pretty terrible, but I think we can do better. |
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#53 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2005
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#54 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2005
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This one is terrible:
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#55 |
Banded
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oz
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I can't seem to find it on youtube but there used to be a Brown Chevrolet in Wamego Wizard of Oz ad that was horrible. Worse than fingernails on a chalk board.
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#56 |
Damnit Peg
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Overland Park
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#57 |
Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
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#58 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: KCMO
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#59 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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#60 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: KCMO
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