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07-18-2014, 05:36 PM | #2 | |
FUSPANOS
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07-13-2014, 11:55 AM | #3 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!
Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A! Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch! I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pißwasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about! Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah! I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right! PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only |
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07-13-2014, 11:55 AM | #4 |
Gettin T4iggy With It
Join Date: May 2005
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I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access
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07-13-2014, 11:57 AM | #5 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
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Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?
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07-13-2014, 12:00 PM | #6 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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07-13-2014, 12:01 PM | #7 |
Gettin T4iggy With It
Join Date: May 2005
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We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.
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07-13-2014, 12:05 PM | #8 | |
"Think BOOM!"
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07-13-2014, 01:00 PM | #9 | |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this . |
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07-13-2014, 02:59 PM | #10 | |
pie is never free
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But what if its true and he actually just found a big swing? |
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07-13-2014, 04:36 PM | #11 | |
Gettin T4iggy With It
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"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on" I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless. |
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07-13-2014, 11:57 AM | #12 |
Greatest QB Duo of 2015
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Was this only a one night stand?
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07-13-2014, 11:58 AM | #13 |
"Think BOOM!"
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07-13-2014, 12:02 PM | #14 |
Gettin T4iggy With It
Join Date: May 2005
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yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs
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07-13-2014, 12:03 PM | #15 |
Greatest QB Duo of 2015
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