I can't be what I'm not.

Some people are jocks. Some people are preps. Some people are sluts. Some people are popular. Some people are all of the above, or a combination of one or more.

Some people are nerds.

I am a nerd.

Nerds don't go to parties. Those other people do.

I'm not those other people. I don't do what they do.

After covering my basketball games (which put the evening at 7pm) I went to the library and got on the computer until it closed at 8. Then I went to a mexican restaurant and ate dinner. It was then 9 pm. I was led to believe the party was starting at 9:30 or 10 pm. I drove over to her house and parked in a nearby lot. I waited. I felt sick. I went to the university center, and looked in the mirror. I looked like a nerd. I went back to the parking lot, ended up circling the house five times and parking again each time.

The last attempt I actually got out of the car. Guys I was so scared my entire body was screaming for me to get back in the car where it was safe. I got in there and left, and tried not to turn my head to look at that apartment building and the people outside it as I passed it.

Two songs played in the car as I began that trip home. Joe Walsh's "Life's been good to me" and AC/DC's "Hell's Bell's." Those are two of my favorite songs, and they are never played on the radio.

Those were my mp3s, calling me home.

I had a good cry on the way home, but I'm here now, where I belong. With you guys, my geforce 4 and no one else.

To thine own self be true.

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

Dude why don't you pick up a chick on-line. I personally don't chat,
but I know plenty of people who have met chicks and scored through yahoo chat.

It's just very hard for me guys....I spend so many nights alone that it seems like that's the only way to do things.

Originally posted by theultimatekcchiefsfan
Dude why don't you pick up a chick on-line. I personally don't chat,
but I know plenty of people who have met chicks and scored through yahoo chat.

Uh, no.

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

Dude, how old are you?

21.

I will say this. If she lived a few blocks away I might have gone over there by now.

[DaWolf]

I mean, if the Shermanator can bang Nadia, anything can happen, right?
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[KcMizzou]

Originally posted by 2bikemike
People will stop inviting you if you never show up.

very true

Originally posted by DaWolf
I mean, if the Shermanator can bang Nadia, anything can happen, right?
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That guy had a lean body and friends. Makes alot of difference.

Originally posted by KcMizzou


very true

This is the third party I've been invited to in two semesters.

[htismaqe]

My college roomate was a GEEK...stereotypical Jim Henson-looking, computer-programming NERD. The dude never left the house, spent all his time on his computer, and was always lamenting that he couldn't get chicks.

Well, then I met this chick while I was tripping on acid, she was WAYYYYYY too freaky for me, so introduced her to my roomate.

They dated for like 8 months and he got laid HUNDREDS of times. Not only that, but he never had problems going out and meeting girls after that.

Well at least he had a friend. I don't.

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

Show up with your digital camera, take alot of photos (chicks like to be photographed) Tell everyone you will be posting the pictures on the web after the party for everyone who didn't show up to see what they missed. You'll call it "Girls and Guys gone wild 2003! Everyone will go out of their way to be on film. You'll be a smash!!

[KcMizzou]

Originally posted by gochiefs


This is the third party I've been invited to in two semesters.

well then get off your ass... stop feelin' sorry for yourself... and DO something.

I'm about ready to give up on ya. Maybe you'll meet a girl when you're 47, at a trekkie convention.

[htismaqe]

Nothing like peer pressure, but I can't help but say:

Go out, drink a couple shots of JW black label and smoke some bud, dude. You need to lose your inhibitions in a SERIOUS way.

Hang loose, be yourself, and the chicks will COME TO YOU.

Originally posted by theultimatekcchiefsfan
Show up with your digital camera, take alot of photos (chicks like to be photographed) Tell everyone you will be posting the pictures on the web after the party for everyone who didn't show up to see what they missed. Everyone will go out of their way to be on film. You'll be a smash!!

I have nowhere near the level of balls needed to do something like that.