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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:39 PM   #46
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:39 PM   #47
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The old fashioned....

"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Or if you are at a dance, you start by...."Would you like to dance?" If yes, during the dance you ask if you "wanna go somewhere?"

If she says no, you say...."then, I guess, a blowjob is out of the question?" Usually she'll rape you right there.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:41 PM   #48
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You should consult KCChiefsMan. Or gobricks. Those two are master mack daddies.


Yeah get a hold of them they are da shit when it comes to that subject.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:42 PM   #49
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.

47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:42 PM   #50
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Ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.

Then do it in the butt.

(if you haven't seen the movie Ladies Man then this will make zero sense)
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:43 PM   #51
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so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.

but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me.

as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot.

keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks.
There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:43 PM   #52
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:45 PM   #53
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:47 PM   #54
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Quit tryin' to mislead the boy. Roy, you always do that after sex.....

Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:48 PM   #55
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There are just too many smart asses on here (me included) for you to get a straight answer. Seriously, I would PM Jenny Gump. She knows more about sex than anybody EVAR.


I agree, a womens perspective would be a great help to you royr17.

Also you will always remember your first, no matter how many you score with.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:48 PM   #56
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47 was real....but that's probably after.....

In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy....

Good luck; please report your progress to us back here.....
Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:50 PM   #57
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.

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Old 08-20-2004, 06:52 PM   #58
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:52 PM   #59
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Ask?

This was posted in jest but as a man who has had quite a bit of success with the ladies I can tell you that asking is the key. You'll be surprised at how many takers you will encounter. Also, don't be afraid to be a bad boy. Girls seem to like that a hell of a lot more than the kind and gentle type.
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Old 08-20-2004, 06:53 PM   #60
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OMG ! Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the resposes yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning.


This should be good...
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