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Join Date: Jun 2002
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#47 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.
The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay |
Posts: 40,474
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#48 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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#49 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Earth
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#50 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive
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#51 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
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SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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#54 |
11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
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#55 |
Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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#56 |
"I'm with you fellers"
Join Date: Oct 2008
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It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.
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#57 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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#58 |
Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.
My 2nd oldest godson recently got an offer for a scholarship to play baseball. Very proud of him. |
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#59 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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#60 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.
Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road. ![]() ![]() I never paid those tickets. ![]() |
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