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03-16-2009, 01:48 PM | #5266 |
Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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Anyone who tries to score chicks on the net like this should have scored by now it's not this difficult.
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Posts: 111,117
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03-16-2009, 01:48 PM | #5267 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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No, it's not.
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Posts: 58,682
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03-16-2009, 01:49 PM | #5268 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
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03-16-2009, 01:49 PM | #5269 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Posts: 35,696
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03-16-2009, 01:52 PM | #5270 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Quote:
Tell me you can bend your body in weird positions. Tell me you can't sleep on your stomach because your never ending boner pushes against your belly. Don't tell me I'm about to miss a once in a lifetime opportunity. There's 10 more of you around the corner. |
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Posts: 22,808
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03-16-2009, 01:56 PM | #5271 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Back in the day, I used to use a line like
"hey I'm Iowanian, I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too" |
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03-16-2009, 01:57 PM | #5272 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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03-16-2009, 01:57 PM | #5273 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Shit. I wasn't even using my deep, fonzy voice either.
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03-16-2009, 01:58 PM | #5274 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I'll give that one a try. Not that I really need it.
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03-16-2009, 02:02 PM | #5275 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You're going to get busted trying to use an Iowani-line. It won't work if you giggle or your voice cracks like Peter Brady.
I know the perfect line for meatpeeker. "meet me at the Super 8 be'bey, I'll guarantee the most awkward 20 seconds of your life 4" can provide" "oooh, sounds inviting. Its still going to cost you $150." "If you think thats going to be weird, wait until I try out pillow talk for the first time." |
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03-16-2009, 02:07 PM | #5276 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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I haven't tried "I'm a virgin", but "there was this one girl, I swear she came 50 times in a weekend" in the middle of a conversation has worked a few times.
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03-16-2009, 03:44 PM | #5277 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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03-16-2009, 03:50 PM | #5278 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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Iowanian is awesome. There, I said it.
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Posts: 8,461
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03-16-2009, 03:52 PM | #5279 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Great. There goes his ego again.
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Posts: 22,808
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03-16-2009, 03:57 PM | #5280 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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